奥斯卡颁奖礼主持人逐个数: “水晶比利”（Billy Chrystal）的清澈人生

一提起奥斯卡颁奖礼主持人，Billy Crystal 总是第一个浮现在我的脑海中。他是仅次于鲍勃霍普（主持14次）的奥斯卡金牌主持人（主持9次）。与其他口无遮拦的主持人相比，“水晶比利”的主持风格名如其人，语言犹如他那双眼睛水晶般清澈干净。

他给奥斯卡下了这样的评语：

长此以往，美国最大的出口，除了小麦和汽车零件，就是奥斯卡了。

Well, the way things are going, aside from wheat and auto parts, America's biggest export is now the Oscar.

大家就尽情享受这个晚上吧！因为看着这么多百万富豪互赠小金人，什么世界经济问题都丢在九霄云外啦！

So tonight, enjoy yourselves because nothing can take the sting out of the world's economic problems like watching millionaires present each other with golden statues.”

他对一名好演员的评价是这样的：

罗伯特德尼罗演起戏来最真实。

Nobody is more truthful when he's acting than De Niro.

“水晶比利”最著名的一句名言，一语道破男女之间的差别：

女人上床需要一个理由。男人只需要一个地方。

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

已经是爷爷级的他，给当爷爷奶奶的劝告是：

你的孩子怎么培养他/她的孩子是他/她的事。轮不到你说话的地方别去瞎掺和。永远记住，孙子辈不是你自己的孩子。可以和他们玩，宠坏他们，然后就把他们交还去。

You have to really respect what your kids are doing with their kids and how they're raising them. You can't push your way into areas where you shouldn't be saying anything. You have to always remember they're not your own kids. Play with them, love them, spoil them to death - then hand them back.

对自己渐渐老去，他做出了如此反思：

At 60, I could do the same things I could do at 30, if I could only remember what those things are.

我在60岁还能干我在30岁时干的事，只是我想不起来是什么事情了！

“水晶比利”，我帮你回忆回忆：

就是再度出山主持奥斯卡颁奖礼呀！