诗社33期作业：等我有钱了 When I Have Money(双语原创）

When I Have Money

When I have money,
 things I could do would be many:
 I'd buy a farm and settle down
 in this small and quiet town.
 I'd buy ten walking tractors,
 and six hundred ducks and roosters.

 When I have money,
 things I could do would be many:
 I'd buy houses and lands and wear gold dresses,
 invite my friends over for dinner and Boring Ass (1)
 Pay high to hire an excellent horse trainer,
 Buy a Rolls Royce and become its driver.

 When I have money,
 things I could do would be many:
 I'd change my darn broken laptop,
 since the sounds it sends really shake the sky top.
 I want that one, and won't change my mind,
 But I need ten more dollars and ninety cents, sigh!

 When I have money,
 things I could do would be many:
 I'd quit my job and tour around the world,
 When going shopping, I'd have my hair crazily curled.
 I'd hire ten bodyguards to protect me,
 and give those bullies some colors to see, see. (2)

 Oh, only when I have money...

@Boring Ass  --A kind of  Chinese white spirit  闷倒驴, 一种中国烈酒

等我有钱了


等我有钱了，我
可以做很多事情：
将把这农场买下
小镇里落户安家
要买十台拖拉机
养六百鸭子和鸡

等我有钱了，我
可以做很多事情：
求田问舍黄金缕
请客吃喝闷倒驴
重金礼聘练马师
进出开劳斯莱斯

等我有钱了，我
可以做很多事情：
把这电脑换了先
因它声音响震天
看中那台不想变
就差十块九十仙

等我有了钱，我
可以做很多事情
辞工去环游世界
烫个狂人头上街
要聘请十个保镖
给恶霸颜色瞧瞧


May 26 ，2015

(1) Boring Ass --A kind of Chinese white spirit
(2) Give someone colors to see see---Chinglish, translated word for word directly from Chinese into English, referring to give someone a lessen.