莫须有书香, 挨拍诱力强。 两周不出屋, 亦知哪被抢。挨拍:Ipad you don't need to have the scentof books, iPads have beenthe mostpowerful hooks. Even if you stay at homefor two weeks, you still know where's been broken into by thieves.歡迎來參觀我本人 [ ...阅读全文 ]
前天阴郁昨无云, 花艳招蜂也引蚊。 今日雷公又被打, 雷婆哭闹泪纷纷。Yesterday was clear, the day before was not. Flowers attracted bees even mosquitoes, a lot. Today theGod of Thunderis beaten up again his wife cries loud,be the first oneto complain. (雷公 [ ...阅读全文 ]
多写诗词少喝酒,屏前烂醉适可休。人生潮落又潮起,笑挽雕弓射天牛。We should write more poems and drink less spirits,Being drunk before the screen should be limited.Although ups and downs in our lives are full, We stilllaugh them off shooting the Heaven Bull.&n [ ...阅读全文 ]
(祝各位尊敬的读者圣诞快乐, 新年进步!) Melancholy, our eyes have gotten wet,Tomorrow night people will get fedby our meat, whether tender or tough,we have become the holiday's hot stuff!Barbecued, grilled, on stir-fried, on the table,we can't get away from being [ ...阅读全文 ]
How have you become such alovely thing, when all withered leaves shiver in the ground and all the tree branches bitterly sing? They say that you are charming and proud. You have been praised by poets so often: You dance in the sky, looking so ele [ ...阅读全文 ]