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“谁说带狗出去就能脱单的?出来挨打!”

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匿名  发表于 2019-11-8 09:17 回帖奖励 |倒序浏览 |阅读模式

“谁说带狗出去就能脱单的?出来挨打!”





  “带狗出来撩妹就能成功!”

  铲屎哥经常在网上看见这样的帖子,也有不少网友分享自己带狗撩妹的照片。

  

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  看着小姐姐们被狗子吸引归来,不少小哥都内心狂欢:劳资马上就要脱单啦!

  

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  不过,脱单真的有这么简单吗

  

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  之前,有一外国小哥对此就做过试验。

  他带着自家可爱的小博美走上街头,试图看看有没有小姐姐因为狗子愿意留下她的联系方式。

  

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  结果,在街上偶遇了无数个小姐姐,她们的确都因为狗子被吸引了过来。但是妹子们的目标,全是小哥怀里的狗

  

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  “嘤嘤嘤,狗狗也可爱了吧~”

  

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  “我的天呀,这是什么神仙小可爱?”

  

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  这还不算,有三个小姐姐路过的时候,对于小哥和他的单身狗朋友们,完全鸟都不鸟。

  “妈耶,快看那只狗,太可爱了!”

  

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  终于,好不容易有小姐姐主动靠近小哥的盆友,也只是为了……

  

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  “麻烦拿一下冰激凌,我要腾出手撸个狗!”

  

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  ???

  

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  很快,测试结束了。整个测试,看似过程喜人,毕竟小哥带着狗狗,一整天都在被美女包围。

  但是,没有一个姑娘愿意留下自己的联系方式,大家基本上就是撸狗撸的过瘾之后,美美地离开。

  

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  所以,那些妄想通过狗子,来发展恋情的大猪蹄子,铲屎哥表示:嘿,醒醒吧!

  

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  不过呢,带狗撩妹不成功,大家也别急着失望,毕竟这也不算最差的结果嘛!

  想当初,有小哥为了撩妹纸,让狗子前去当僚机,结果狗子跟妹子跑了

  

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  还有小哥带狗去撩妹,结果只撩回来了一箱柠檬……

  

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  还有的,想要通过狗狗和女神来一场经典偶像剧情节……

  

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  结果因为狗砸不听使唤…完美的错过女神…

  

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  …… 所以说嘛?

  那些想借狗撩妹的铲屎官们,可真的是要想清楚了:你有狗可爱吗

  

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