累了。
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- 螃蟹呢？ [2011/10]
- 缘分的坚持 [2009/08]
- 某姐吃巴菲 [2011/12]
- 遭遇九阴白骨爪 [2012/05]
- 那女人是谁？ [2012/04]
- 自食其果，“你这个笨蛋！” [2012/05]
- 被”二级核心了“ [2012/04]
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- 剪去三千烦恼丝 [2010/08]
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
Eat medicine that's out of date
Use your private parts as piranha bait
Dumb ways to die,
so many dumb ways to die,
dumb ways to di-i-i-ie,
so many dumb ways to die
Get your toast out with a fork
Do your own electrical work
Teach yourself how to fly
Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie
Dumb ways to die,
Get your toast out with a fork
Do your own electrical work
Teach yourself how to fly
Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie
Dumb ways to die,
so many dumb ways to die,
dumb ways to di-i-i-ie,
so many dumb ways to die
Invite a psycho-killer inside
Scratch a drug dealer's brand new ride
Take your helmet off in outer space
Use your clothes dryer as a hiding place
Dumb ways to die,
Invite a psycho-killer inside
Scratch a drug dealer's brand new ride
Take your helmet off in outer space
Use your clothes dryer as a hiding place
Dumb ways to die,
so many dumb ways to die,
dumb ways to di-i-i-ie,
so many dumb ways to die
Keep a rattlesnake as pet
Sell both your kidneys on the internet
Eat a tube of superglue
"I wonder what's this red button do?"
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die,
Keep a rattlesnake as pet
Sell both your kidneys on the internet
Eat a tube of superglue
"I wonder what's this red button do?"
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die,
dumb ways to di-i-i-ie,
o many dumb ways to die
Dress up like a moose during hunting season
Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason
Stand on the edge of a train station platform
Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing
Run across the tracks between the platforms
They may not rhyme but they're quite possibly
Dumbest ways to die
Dumbest ways to die
Dumbest ways to di-i-i-ie
So many dumb
So many dumb ways to die
"Be safe around trains. A message from Metro."
Dress up like a moose during hunting season
Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason
Stand on the edge of a train station platform
Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing
Run across the tracks between the platforms
They may not rhyme but they're quite possibly
Dumbest ways to die
Dumbest ways to die
Dumbest ways to di-i-i-ie
So many dumb
So many dumb ways to die
"Be safe around trains. A message from Metro."