两个老笑话1. Once upon a time, 某秀才娶一悍妻。为了不在众人面前丢份,决定努力培养妻子,以求提高素质。他先从待客着手。但凡来客欲留饭时, 他就领着妻子,问客人道:用膳否?若客人答说 尚未。 他就接着说到,既然未膳,何不在此用膳。一日, 秀才有事外出, 嘱咐妻子曰: 今日有客自外地来 [ ...阅读全文 ]
“Friday Humour… (Guaranteed to make you laugh!) . A shepherd was herding his flock in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of the dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young man in a Broni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban [ ...阅读全文 ]