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这是谁造的地球？质量不合格啊，今天地震明天火山喷发的。安全性能极其不稳。去哪里投诉呢？

潇湘格格: 去找盘古投诉吧！ (3-14 00:53)
ltmmlyf: 求盘古的电话号码。 (3-14 03:48)
潇湘格格: 电话号是：123456789 (3-14 04:05)
ltmmlyf: 请给正确的号码，谢谢。 (3-14 05:46)
meistersinger: 您想想,一共就7天,还有一天不干活。那质量能保证吗？ (3-14 01:48)
ltmmlyf: 哪个是验收部门？哪个把人类放到地球上的？ (3-14 03:49)
meistersinger: 没法验收，因为就他一个，是个单干户。 (3-14 11:30)
snortbsd: hahahaha, you guys clicked .... (3-14 04:56)
trunkzhao: 上帝造的，没辙，没地儿投诉。 (3-14 02:04)
ltmmlyf: 上帝那儿就没有个投诉电话？ (3-14 03:49)
snortbsd: not sure about 投诉电话. i know the email address for 上帝: 上帝@heaven.com. for support: support@earth-matters.com. please, get your legal papers ready.. (3-14 05:00)
ltmmlyf: 给上帝发邮件投诉的重任就交给你啦！ (3-14 05:48)
snortbsd: well, i wasn't the one making complaints... (3-14 06:25)
ltmmlyf: but you can be the one to send complaints. (3-14 06:32)
snortbsd: what make you so sure i would do that for you? (3-14 06:38)
ltmmlyf: 您就接过这份重担吧，毕竟你是唯一有上帝邮箱的神人。 (3-14 06:45)
snortbsd: noew you also have 上帝's email address. the best part of this is that you can deal with 上帝 directly, forget about middle persons like preachers, popes, bishops, imams... (3-14 07:03)
ltmmlyf: 你不是上帝的亲朋好友，最起码也是他的熟人，熟人好说话，你就不要再推辞了。 (3-14 07:15)
snortbsd: hmm, here is my email address:devil@hell.com... (3-14 07:26)
ltmmlyf: 果然是近亲！ (3-14 08:13)
snortbsd: and foes too... (3-14 08:30)
ltmmlyf: 亲上加亲呢。 (3-14 09:35)
snortbsd: as i said, now you have 上帝's contact information and it is up to u to deal with your complaints (3-14 10:19)
snortbsd: hhahah, this one is good one... (3-14 04:55)
ltmmlyf: please use article! like: this one is a good one. 上次写PAPER，每落下一个冠词，被教授扣一分。再就长记性啦。 (3-14 05:45)
snortbsd: wow, now u can have the job for teaching grammar... (3-14 06:27)
trunkzhao: 这家伙是挺奇怪，有时候用词特棒，有时候又犯极其简单的错误。this one is good one 这种句子甭说说出来，就是写我也觉得别扭。 (3-14 06:27)
ltmmlyf: 有没有这样一种工作：专门修正用错的冠词？ (3-14 06:30)
snortbsd: well, teaching grammar online would be a great job for you, especially for twitter... (3-14 06:36)
ltmmlyf: well, 谢谢你帮俺指明了一条光明大道。 (3-14 06:43)
snortbsd: np, twitter would be more than happy to have you as grammar 教授... (3-14 07:05)
ltmmlyf: 一个冠词PROFESSOR就这样诞生了？做梦似的？ (3-14 07:11)
ltmmlyf: 奇怪吗？有上帝邮箱地址的人当然和常人不同。 (3-14 07:13)
snortbsd: well, with the internt, anything possible... (3-14 07:27)
ltmmlyf: anything is possible, please pay attention to your grammar. (3-14 08:14)
snortbsd: now you need to learn some real english, not only from grammar books... (3-14 08:29)
ltmmlyf: 下次俺就跟俺的教授说：别挑毛病了，俺这是real English, 看看能不能给她气得翻白眼啊。 (3-14 09:34)
snortbsd: maybe you should choose right school for learning languages... (3-14 10:16)

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