耍个流氓,今天有空接8288的一江春水向东流掰个英文版的。
小明有个女朋友叫Wendy。终有一日举家移民了美国。小明思念万分,也终于逮到个来美国留学的机会决定去美国寻Wendy。临行前在自己的小JJ上刺了个Wendy以便见着女友好表白。小明坐了12小时飞机降落LA,冲下飞机尿急进了厕所。放完水舒口气,才注意到旁边有个2米出头的黑大个美国移民局officer也在放水,还不小心注意到黑JJ上也绣了个Wendy。
“呵,难兄难弟了嘛” 小明好奇,等黑大个放完水叫到边上问他
“Hey bro, quick question. I saw you have a tattoo on your dick says ‘Wendy’. Just wanna tell you, so do I. My lover’s name is Wendy that’s why I did it. Wonder what makes you did it?”
黑大个officer说 “ I didn’t, you are wrong. Get lost.”
小明不依不饶说 “Come on, although not intentionally, yet I saw it. Ok, here is a hundred dollar bill. If you tell me, it’s yours. “ 小明掏了100块美金出来。
Officer说,”ok, I’ll take your money. But you are wrong.”
“Then show me.” 小明迫不及待。
Office一把把小明拎进了个Stall,两分钟手里拽着那100块钱出来走了。
接着就见小明懊恼地一边从Stall里出来一边喃喃自语。
TMD, 是welcome to the United States of America and have a wonderful day