Bill Maher: this country is like a college chick after two Long Island Iced Teas: we can be talked into anything, like wars, and we can be talked out of anything, like health care. We should forget t
德国数学巨匠高斯的名言:It is not knowledge, but the act of learning, ... which grants the greatest enjoyment. When I have clarified and exhausted a subject, then I turn away from it, in order to go
Hey you guys, Cartman is studying together with Wendy Testaburger. Wendy's real boyfriend is actually Stan Marsh. The new season of South Park starts on Comedy Central the coming Wednesday.
Eric Cartman: (On Dolphins) Intelligent and friendly on rye bread with some mayonnaise; Dolphins, eskimos, who cares? It's all a bunch of tree hugging hippie crap.
要好好学习上进,做一个不三俗的人。但要是检一大便宜,就偷着乐吧,孩子。Eric Cartman: If you touch Kitty's ass, I'll put firecrackers in your nutsack and blow your balls all over your pants!
要好好学习上进,做一个不三俗的人。但要是检一大便宜,就偷着乐吧,孩子。Eric Cartman: Hey! If you so much as touch Kitty's ass, I'll put firecrackers in your nutsack and blow your balls all over your p
You shouldn't have sex before marriage as said by most religions and some purist gals in this village, and you can't jack off as dictated by some religion too. So what's left you to do, pissed off b
goodoctor: 我敬佩他的不走上层,个人奋斗的精神,这点好过中国大部分的文人和艺人。我是三 俗 X 2. (8-12 14:31)
十三大爷: nobody is above the law. This is something that the Chinese celebraties don't quite understand. Or you have to argue hard that oral sex is not quite sex... (8-12 21:27)
南方公园 South Park's Eric Cartman: I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!