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ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
浪漫的数学
聪明男人+聪明女人=浪漫
聪明男人+笨女人=偷情
笨男人+聪明女人=婚姻
笨男人+笨女人=怀孕
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SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay ＄20 for a ＄10 item he needs.
A woman will pay ＄10 for a ＄20 item that she doesn't need.
购物的数学
一个男人会为一件值10元他需要的东西付20元.
一个女人会为一件值20元她不需要的东西付10元.
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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
通用方程和统计
一个女人为未来担忧直到她找到一个丈夫.
一个男人从不担忧未来直到他得到一个妻子.
一个成功的男人是能挣比他妻子能花的钱还多的人.
一个成功的女人是能找到这样一位男人的人.
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HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
幸福
要想和一位男人幸福生活,你必须非常了解那个男人但只爱他一点点.
要想和一位女人幸福生活,你必须非常爱她但千万别试着去了解她.
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LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
长寿
结婚的男人比未婚的男人长寿,但结婚的男人比未婚的男人更想去死.
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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
变化的趋势
一个女人和一个男人结婚是期望他能改变,但他从不改变.
一个男人和一个女人结婚是期望她永不改变,但她一定会变.
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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument
讨论技巧
争论的最后一句话必须是女人讲的.
男人在那以后讲的任何话都是新一轮争论的开始.