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- 心灵圣殿 [2007/10]
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??美国公司：你有两头母牛，你卖掉一头，强迫另一头生产四头牛的奶。当这头牛死掉的时候你很惊讶。
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??A FRENCH CORPORATION: You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
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??法国公司：你有两头母牛，你准备罢工因为你想要三头牛。
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??A JAPANESE CORPORATION: You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create clever cow cartoon images called Cowkimon and market them World-Wide.
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??日本公司：你有两头母牛，你改良这些牛，于是它们体型只有原来的十分之一，产奶量却是原来的二十倍，然后你制造出栩栩如生的母牛卡通片，取名Cowkimon，然后销售到全世界。
??A GERMAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You reengineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.
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??德国公司：你有两头母牛，你重新塑造了它们，于是它们能活一百年，每月只吃一次，然后你从它们身上取奶。
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??A BRITISH CORPORATION: You have two cows. They are mad. They die. Pass the shepherd's pie, please.
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??英国公司：你有两头母牛，它们疯了，它们死了。肉馅土豆饼没有人敢吃了。
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??AN ITALIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.
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??意大利公司：你有两头母牛，但是你不知道他们在那里。你正在休息吃午餐。
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??A RUSSIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 12 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.
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??俄国公司：你有两头母牛。你数了一遍，得到的数字是5头母牛；你又数了一遍，结果成了42头母牛；你再数了一遍，结果变成12头。你不数了而是打开了另一瓶伏特加。
A SWISS CORPORATION: You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.
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??瑞士公司：你有5000头母牛，但是它们都不属于你，你让别人养，然后向他们收费。
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??A BRAZILIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You enter into a partnership with an American corporation. Soon you have 1000 cows and the American corporation declares bankruptcy.
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??巴西公司：你有两头母牛，你和一个美国公司成立了合资公司，很快你有了1000头母牛，那个美国公司宣告破产。
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??AN INDIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You worship both of them.
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??印度公司：你有两头母牛，你把它们都当成神供奉了起来。
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??A CHINESE CORPORATION: You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported on them.
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??中国公司：你有两头母牛，你有300个人为它挤奶。你宣布零失业率，高生产率，并把报道这个的新闻记者抓了起来。
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??AN ISRAELI CORPORATION: There are these two Jewish cows, right? They open a milk factory, an ice cream store, and then sell the movie rights. They send their calves to Harvard to become doctors. So, who needs people?
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??以色列公司：它们都是犹太母牛，对吗？他们开了一个牛奶工厂，一个冰激凌商店，然后出售电影版权。他们将小牛犊送到哈佛大学取得博士学位。现在，谁需要人才呢？
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诠释牛与政治
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??A CHRISTIAN DEMOCRAT: You have two cows. You keep one and give one to your neighbor.
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??基督教民主党：你有两头母牛，你留下一头，把另外一头送给你的邻居。
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??A SOCIALIST: You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor.
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??社会主义者：你有两头母牛，政府拿走了一头，并把它送给了你的邻居。
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??AN AMERICAN REPUBLICAN: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. So what?
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??美国共和党：你有两头母牛，你的邻居一头都没有。那又怎样？
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??AN AMERICAN DEMOCRAT: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. You vote people into office who tax your cows, forcing you to sell one to raise money to pay the tax. The people you voted for then take the tax money and buy a cow and give it to your neighbor. You feel righteous.
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??美国民主党：你有两头母牛，你的邻居一头都没有。你为此成就有负罪感。你投票选举人民成立办公室，向你的母牛征税，逼迫你不得不卖掉一头母牛来缴纳税款；然后你推选的人们用税款买了一头母牛，送给你的邻居。现在你心里感觉平衡了。
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??A COMMUNIST: You have two cows. The government seizes both and provides you with milk.
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??共产主义者：你有两头母牛，政府把两头都夺走了，然后向你供应牛奶。
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??A FASCIST: You have two cows. The government seizes both and sells you the milk. You join the underground and start a campaign of sabotage.
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??法西斯者：你有两头母牛，政府把两头都夺走了，然后把牛奶卖给你。你加入了地下组织，开始反抗运动。
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??DEMOCRACY, AMERICAN : You have two cows. The government taxes you to the point you have to sell both to support a man in a foreign country who has only one cow, which was a gift from your government.
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??民主主义，美国方式：你有两头母牛，政府向你征重税以至于你不得不把它们都卖掉。政府用税金来援助国外一个只有一头母牛的人，这是你的政府的一份礼物。
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??CAPITALISM, AMERICAN : You have two cows. You sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of cows.
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??资本主义，美国方式：你有两头母牛，你卖掉一只，买进一只公牛，然后生产出一群母牛。
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??BUREAUCRACY, AMERICAN : You have two cows. The government takes them both, shoots one, milks the other, pays you for the milk, then pours the milk down the drain.
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??官僚主义，美国方式：你有两头母牛，政府将它们都取走，射死其中一头，从另一头身上挤奶并付钱给你，然后把这些奶倒进下水道里。