- 回国签证被拒 [2009/04]
- 晨 -- 鄭愁予 [2009/01]
- 牧歌 -- 鄭愁予 [2009/01]
- 走在雨中 [2009/03]
- 答谢小咸菜 [2009/04]
- 回应千里之外:48星区之摩羯四区(转贴) [2009/04]
- 汉语拼音基础 [2010/06]
- 一碟詩話 [2009/01]
- 内什么!天津银请进啊!zt [2010/02]
- 爱看美女的进来啊。男女不限。吼吼 [2009/02]
- 罗密欧与朱丽叶(主题曲) [2009/03]
- 小河 -- 鄭愁予 [2009/01]
- 红焖大虾 [2009/04]
- Late For Your Life [2009/03]
- 青藏高原 [2009/01]
- 妈妈们必听的歌:The Mom Song (强烈推荐) [2009/01]
- A Thousand Miles (与千里之外切磋嗓音) [2009/01]
- 压箱底的都拿出来了:祝女同学们情人节快乐,男同学们情人节不痛苦! ... [2009/02]
- I got in a fight one time with a really big guy,
and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face."
I said, "You'll be sorry."
He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?"
I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well."
- We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.
- Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
- If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your pants.
- Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
- Whoever coined the phrase "Quiet as a mouse" has never stepped on one.
- You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
- The difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is in the taste.
- When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
- Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.
- I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
- If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong...
- I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian
- I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...so I said "Implants?"
- My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
- Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
- The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.