[ZT]Story of Two Cows

作者:snakek  于 2012-4-18 08:51 发表于 最热闹的华人社交网络--贝壳村

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TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
 You have two cows.
 You sell one and buy a bull.
 Your herd multiplies and the economy grows.
 You sell them and retire on the income.
 
ROYAL BANK OF SCOTLAND (VENTURE) CAPITALISM
 You have two cows.
 You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows.
 The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company.
 The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more.
 You sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States , leaving you with nine cows.
 No balance sheet provided with the release.
 The public then buys your bull.
 
AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
 You have two cows.
 You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
 Later you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow has dropped dead.
A GREEK CORPORATION
You have two cows.
 You borrow lots of Euro to build barns, milking sheds, hay stores, feed sheds, dairies, cold stores, abattoir, cheese unit and packing sheds.
 You still only have two cows.
A FRENCH CORPORATION
 You have two cows.
 You go on strike, organise a riot, and block the roads, because you want three cows.
 
A JAPANESE CORPORATION
 You have two cows.
 You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.
 You then create a clever cow cartoon image called a Cowkimona and market it worldwide.
 
AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
 You have two cows, but you don’t know where they are.
 You decide to have lunch.
 
A SWISS CORPORATION
 You have 5000 cows.
 None of them belong to you.
 You charge the owners for storing them.
 
A CHINESE CORPORATION
 You have two cows.
 You have 300 people milking them.
 You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity.
 You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.
 
AN INDIAN CORPORATION
 You have two cows.
 You worship them.
 
A BRITISH CORPORATION
 You have two cows.
 Both are mad.
 
AN IRAQI CORPORATION
 Everyone thinks you have lots of cows.
 You tell them that you have none.
 No-one believes you, so they bomb the *** out of you and invade your country.
 You still have no cows, but at least you are now a Democracy.
 
AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION
 You have two cows.
 Business seems pretty good.
 You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate.

I AM AUSSIE,  I GO FOR BEERS.


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2 回复 tsueict 2012-4-18 09:36
i am a lucky CBA that i am not a cow in anyway anywhere.   

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