The new UK breadwinner 英国新经济支柱

作者:snakek  于 2012-8-9 07:52 发表于 最热闹的华人社交网络--贝壳村

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关键词:英国, listening, doctor, 新经济

朋友转给我的。

Subject:  The new UK breadwinner

 

Interesting story, indeed, are we listening?

The new breadwinner in the  UK :

Here’s how a doctor explains it:
A woman in her late 20's came to the hospital today with her 8th pregnancy
She said to me  me "My mum told me that I am the breadwinner for the family.

I asked her to explain. She said that she can make babies and babies get
money from the State for the family.

It goes like this:
The Grandma calls the Department for work and pensions, and states that the
unemployed daughter is not capable of caring for all of her kids. DWP agrees
and tells her the children will need to go into foster care.

The Grandma then volunteers to be the foster parent, and receives a cheque
for £700 per child each month.
Total yearly income:
£58,800 soon to become £67200 when the 8th one is born, tax-free and nobody
has to go to work!
In fact, they get more if there is no husband/father/man in the home! The
brother does not count.
Not to mention free dental treatment, free housing, free council tax free
school dinners, free tuition fees at college or Uni, free eyecare and
glasses, free prescriptions and various other benefits...
Total value of all benefits combined probably approaching £100,000 per annum
which would require an income of around £148000 to create.

That's about my salary as a senior consultant with years of experience and
surgical skills in a central  London teaching hospital.
Indeed, Grandma was correct that her fertile daughter is the "breadwinner"
for the family.

This is how the politicians spend our taxes. When this generous programme
was invented in the '60s, the Great Society architects forgot to craft an
end date... and now we are hopelessly overrun with people who vote only for
those who will continue to keep them on the dole.....
No wonder our country is broke!

Worse, our Muslim brothers have been paying attention, and by mandating that
each Muslim family have eleven children, they will soon replace the voting
bloc above and can be running this country.

Are we alarmed yet, is anybody listening?

Sincerely,
Sebastian J. Ciancino - Urologist,
Guys Hospital Trust - London
Don't forget to pay your taxes!!
There are a lot of “breadwinners” depending on you!

Well? Is anybody listening??
Do we all have to wait for someone to translate this into Australian?

Hahaha! UK can now be considered officially as one of the best countries for multiplying, or making, bread winners.


主题:英国新经济支柱  (用Google翻译的)

有趣的故事,事实上,我们在听吗?


在英国的新的经济支柱:


这里的医生如何解释:
一个女人在她20年代后期来到医院今天与她的第8次怀孕
她说,我我“我妈妈告诉我,我为家庭的经济支柱。

我问她解释。她说,她可以使婴儿和婴儿获得
从国家的钱为家庭。


它是这样的:
奶奶要求的工作和养老金部,国家
失业的女儿是不能够照顾她的孩子。多哈工作方案的同意
并告诉她,孩子们将要进入​​寄养。


然后在奶奶志愿者是养父母,收到支票
每名儿童700英镑每月。
年总收入:
8
人出生时58800英镑即将成为67200英镑的,税务自由人
去上班!
事实上,他们得到更多的,如​​果有没有在家里的丈夫/父亲/人!
哥哥不计。
更何况免费的牙科治疗,免费住房,免费理事会免税
学校的晚宴,在大学或统一的免学费,免费护眼
眼镜,免费处方和其他各种福利......
所有的综合效益的总价值可能接近每年100000英镑
这将创建要求各地148000英镑收入。


这是作为高级顾问,具有多年的经验和我的工资
在伦敦中部的一家教学医院的手术技巧。
事实上,奶奶是正确的,她肥沃的女儿是“养家糊口”
为家庭。

这是政客如何度过我们的税。当这个慷慨的方案
20世纪60年代发明的,大的社会建筑师忘了起草一个
结束日期...现在我们正在绝望满溢的人谁投票只为
那些谁将会继续保持他们在领取失业救济金......
难怪我国被打破了!

更糟糕的是,我们的穆斯林兄弟已经关注,并强制要求
每一个穆斯林家庭,有11个孩子,他们将很快取代投票
以上和欧盟可以运行这个国家。

是我们感到震惊,有人听吗?

真诚的,
塞巴斯蒂安·J. Ciancino - 泌尿科,
的家伙医院信托 - 伦敦
不要忘记缴纳税款!
有很多取决于你的“养家糊口”的!

嘛?有人在听吗??
我们都必须等待有人翻译成澳大利亚吗?
哈哈哈!英国现在可以正式被认为是最好的国家之一相乘,或制作,面包赢家。

 

 

 

 

 


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