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The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for
Blood plasma.
********************************* ******************************************
No piece of paper can be folded in half
more than seven (7) times. Oh go ahead...I'll wait...
****************************************************************************
Donkeys kill more people annually
than plane crashes or shark attacks. (So, watch your Ass )
************************************************************************
You burn more calories sleeping
than you do watching television.
**************************************************************************
Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.
****************************************************************************
The first product to have a bar code
was Wrigley's gum.
*************************************************************************
The King of Hearts is the only king
WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE
***************************************************************************
American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive
from each salad served in first-class.
**************************************************************************
Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
(Since Venus is normally associated with women, what does this tell you ?)
(That women are going the 'right' direction...?)
*********************************************************************
Apples, not caffeine,
are more efficient at waking you up in the morning .
************************************ ***********************************
Most dust particles in your house are made from
DEAD SKIN !
************************************************************************ ****
The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.
So did the first 'Marlboro Man'.
***************************************************************************
Walt Disney was afraid
? ? ? OF MICE!
**************************************************************************
PEARLS DISSOLVE
IN VINEGAR !
*********************************************************************
The three most valuable brand names on earth:
Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.
**********************************************************************
It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...
but, not downstairs.
************************************************************************
A duck's quack doesn't echo,
and no one knows why.
************************************************************************
Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be
kept at least six (6) feet away from a toilet to
avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.
(I keep my toothbrush in the living room now !)
***************************************************
And the best for last....
Turtles can breathe through their butts.
(I know some people like that, don't YOU ?)
So.....................
Blood plasma.
********************************* ******************************************
No piece of paper can be folded in half
more than seven (7) times. Oh go ahead...I'll wait...
****************************************************************************
Donkeys kill more people annually
than plane crashes or shark attacks. (So, watch your Ass )
************************************************************************
You burn more calories sleeping
than you do watching television.
**************************************************************************
Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.
****************************************************************************
The first product to have a bar code
was Wrigley's gum.
*************************************************************************
The King of Hearts is the only king
WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE
***************************************************************************
American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive
from each salad served in first-class.
**************************************************************************
Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
(Since Venus is normally associated with women, what does this tell you ?)
(That women are going the 'right' direction...?)
*********************************************************************
Apples, not caffeine,
are more efficient at waking you up in the morning .
************************************ ***********************************
Most dust particles in your house are made from
DEAD SKIN !
************************************************************************ ****
The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.
So did the first 'Marlboro Man'.
***************************************************************************
Walt Disney was afraid
? ? ? OF MICE!
**************************************************************************
PEARLS DISSOLVE
IN VINEGAR !
*********************************************************************
The three most valuable brand names on earth:
Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.
**********************************************************************
It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...
but, not downstairs.
************************************************************************
A duck's quack doesn't echo,
and no one knows why.
************************************************************************
Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be
kept at least six (6) feet away from a toilet to
avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.
(I keep my toothbrush in the living room now !)
***************************************************
And the best for last....
Turtles can breathe through their butts.
(I know some people like that, don't YOU ?)
So.....................