你能当上美国总统吗?

作者:纪洞天  于 2009-4-11 02:26 发表于 最热闹的华人社交网络--贝壳村

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你能当上美国总统吗?


纪洞天

你能当上美国总统吗?也许你会感到好笑,我是个美籍华人或是美籍华裔怎么有可能当上美国总统。其实,不要泄气,从一些公开的资料你不妨自测,也许你当上美国总统的机会还是存在的。

出生地:

你出生在美国吗?如果不是,那就一切免谈了。即使你已经取得了美国籍,但如果你不是出生在美国,你也当不上美国总统的。加州州长阿诺因为出生在奥地利,无缘竞选美国总统叫他的肠子都悔青了。要想修改宪法,必须三分之二的票通过,谈何容易?难怪不少中国孕妇拼老命也要将儿子出生在美国,毕竟有希望竞选美国总统啊!如果你出生在维吉尼亚州那就更好了,历史上有8位美国总统来自这个总统之乡。

性别:

你是男士?还是女士?如果你是女士,那就sorry了。继续耐心等待吧,自从希拉蕊与美国总统的宝座失之交臂后,白种女人要想当上美国总统起码要推迟十年,就更不用说黄皮肤的女性了。

身高:

不要以为凡是浓缩的都是精品,竞选美国总统这条格言不管用。要想当美国总统,1.7米的身高是起码的。历史上只有麦迪逊身高1.63 米,那是个异数。如果你是个矮个子,我劝你不要指望成为美国的胡耀邦(身高1.53米,比邓小平还矮)了,没门!美国选民喜欢人高马大的总统。

体重:

如果你是个胖子,那就赶紧减肥吧!历史上的美国总统,胖子只有两人。塔夫特(27任总统,体重290多磅)与克利夫兰(22任、24任总统,250磅),其他人没有一位是胖子。美国总统与胖子无缘。

血统:

帝王将相宁有种乎?似乎中国的封建王朝才讲究血统,其实美国总统更讲究纯正爱尔兰或苏格兰的血统。当上总统的人大多是英国王室的后裔。如果你的父母有一方具有这方面的血统,那就恭喜你了,血统是宝贵的。龙生龙,凤生凤啊!中国女性应当大胆地去追求白皮肤的美国男人,你的混血儿也许就有一半的英国王室后裔的血统了。

肤色:

谈起这个话题确实令人沮丧。等了50年才冒出个非裔的欧巴马总统,也许再等50年才出个拉丁裔的美国总统,亚裔的美国总统又得再推后50年吧?难怪毛泽东要说“一万年太久,只争朝夕”。

星座:

不要小看星座。历任美国总统的星座,水瓶、天蝎座有5人当选;双子、处女、白羊座只有2人当选。如果你有心参加竞选美国总统别忘了查一查自已的星座。

宗教信仰:

这实在是太重要了。历任美国总统中只有肯尼迪总统信仰天主教,其余的人全是信仰基督教。在美国,在多数情况下,总统的竞选者必须强调自己虔诚的基督教信仰。否则几乎没有获选的可能。如果你信仰佛教或伊斯兰教却想竞选美国总统只会被选民笑掉大牙。

 

毕业的大学:

人们常说,耶鲁大学是美国的总统摇篮,其实,这是那些耶鲁学子在误导民众。在美国历史上,有5位总统毕业于耶鲁:威廉·霍华德·塔夫脱、杰拉尔德·鲁道夫·福特,乔治·布什、比尔·克林顿和乔治·W·布什。但哈佛大学更多,其中包括约翰·亚当斯(美国第二任总统)、约翰·昆西·亚当斯、拉瑟福德·海斯、西奥多·罗斯福、富兰克林·罗斯福(连任四届)和约翰·肯尼迪6位总统。就连小布什也算是半个哈佛生。  

职业:

当过律师无疑是通向总统之路的最好跳板。历史上的美国总统只有43人,其中有25人当过律师,比例高达58%,真是令人惊叹不已。让你的儿子选择律师的金饭碗吧,财源滚滚且不说,还有希望当上美国总统哩!

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1 回复 hr8888hr 2009-4-11 03:39
SITTING A SOFA TO MAKE A DAYDREAM
1 回复 Mythologist 2009-4-11 08:59
和纪老师唱唱反调。。。

出生地?谁说的?不对!!!奥巴马生在啃你牙,不是美国。
1 回复 纪洞天 2009-4-11 10:55
Mythologist: 和纪老师唱唱反调。。。出生地?谁说的?不对!!!奥巴马生在啃你牙,不是美国。
欧巴马出生於美国夏威夷州檀香山,他的父亲才是出生于肯尼亚.          洞天
3 回复 milu 2009-4-11 10:57
奥巴马他爹是啃你牙人
3 回复 Mythologist 2009-4-11 11:17
纪洞天: 欧巴马出生於美国夏威夷州檀香山,他的父亲才是出生于肯尼亚.          洞天
美国夏威夷州檀香山? That’s according to Democratic Party. If you listen to the GOP, it is 啃你牙.The story goes, when O8马的妈妈怀着他的时候,想坐飞机回到美国生产,可是机场人员考虑到安全,禁止她登机。

当时O8马的妈妈没满18,所以O8马因为他父亲是英国公民,是英国籍。

他奶奶说他生于啃你牙。

O8马一直没出示出身证的原件。复印件被鉴定是伪造。鉴定师因此遭生命威胁。
2 回复 來美六十年 2009-4-11 12:17
下一任總統可能是女性
2 回复 rtc4rtc 2009-4-11 12:24
下一位美国总统可能是同性恋。
2 回复 snortbsd 2009-4-11 12:57
Mythologist: 美国夏威夷州檀香山? That’s according to Democratic Party. If you listen to the GOP, it is 啃你牙.The story goes, when O8马的妈妈怀着他的时候,
that is the story of extreme right wings...
2 回复 Mythologist 2009-4-11 13:11
snortbsd: that is the story of extreme right wings...
I didn't make it, just related it. It was written all over the media. I have some doubt too. But Obama never shows his birth certificate is a fact.
1 回复 snortbsd 2009-4-11 13:50
Mythologist: I didn't make it, just related it. It was written all over the media. I have some doubt too. But Obama never shows his birth certificate is a fact.
i didn't vote for obama, but i think obama did good job on this issue: ignore those right wing losers. the feds had investigated this issue and the challenges in the court were all failed. the extreme right wings are total embarrassments for repubs...
1 回复 Mythologist 2009-4-12 01:03
snortbsd: i didn't vote for obama, but i think obama did good job on this issue: ignore those right wing losers. the feds had investigated this issue and the c
Wrong. It never went to court. This time the supreme court wasn't willing to take the matter into its hands since everybody said the Court made Bush president.
1 回复 snortbsd 2009-4-12 01:39
Mythologist: Wrong. It never went to court. This time the supreme court wasn't willing to take the matter into its hands since everybody said the Court made Bush
another bull! the feds should have the original birth certificate so that people born here could easily get another one if she/she lost her/his copy!!! personally i know quite a few people who lost their certificates and get new ones when they apply their passports...

those extreme right wingers are totally retards, total losers. they screwed up the reputation of republican party.
1 回复 Mythologist 2009-4-12 01:52
snortbsd: another bull! the feds should have the original birth certificate so that people born here could easily get another one if she/she lost her/his copy!
I agree with you totally. Think carefully, if it is in Fed's hands, there wouldn't be the controversial. Why the certificate never shew up? It is a public document, what's heck? A problem of such a magnitude, if the certificate exists, it will show some way or other. BUT it didn't.

It is clear that the problem is that there is no such certificate exiting. Kenya government would show the original, but without consent, they wouldn't dare.  
2 回复 ybbgu2000 2009-4-12 03:29
说说你的道理,为什么要去当总统?有那么多职业,为什么不想去做,偏要去做这种政治职业。
2 回复 snortbsd 2009-4-12 03:44
Mythologist: I agree with you totally. Think carefully, if it is in Fed's hands, there wouldn't be the controversial. Why the certificate never shew up? It is a p
nope. obama campaign treated such trash claims with absolute despise: ignore them!!!
1 回复 Mythologist 2009-4-12 04:39
snortbsd: nope. obama campaign treated such trash claims with absolute despise: ignore them!!!
It's absurd. Why didn't you ignore me at the very beginning.  

I always think it a little wiser to have some doubt till you see the evidence instead of just believing everything when you hear it, especially when you hear it from some big shot.
1 回复 snortbsd 2009-4-12 07:06
Mythologist: It's absurd. Why didn't you ignore me at the very beginning.  I always think it a little wiser to have some doubt till you see the evidence i
absurd? that's bets strategy!!!

if some people doubt i am chinese, do i have to explain that to every one of them? NOPE!!! i would do what i suppose to and live the way i suppose...

repubs need new leadership and new thinking. those extreme right wingers made the party of republicans like lousy "hilter youth"
8 回复 Mythologist 2009-4-12 07:36
snortbsd: absurd? that's bets strategy!!!

if some people doubt i am chinese, do i have to explain that to every one of them? NOPE!!! i would do what i suppose
Best strategy to whom? I'm taking about nobody's campaign here! I'm talking about no party's policy either!! I'm taking about the question whether O8马 was born in America or not!

是不是犯了扩大外延的逻辑错误?因为:

1,您老人家不是当今美国总统,而且我们也没讨论您的出身,所以我对您是不是中国人不感一点点的兴趣。您是不是去 explain 您是不是中国人是您自己的私事,我不会有任何兴趣,也不会去干扰。

2,另一方面,O8马是英国人还是美国人,与您是不是中国人,从问题的本身差别太大。我的意思是: 众所周知,如果问题是O8马是不是中国人,这个问题会比O8马是英国人(OR, KENYAN)还是美国人容易多了。

总而言之,一个总统候选人不出示他的出生证明,我就永远会有DOUBT。我永远不会只是听谁说了什么就相信什么,因为那样太愚蠢。
9 回复 snortbsd 2009-4-12 08:22
Mythologist: Best strategy to whom? I'm taking about nobody's campaign here! I'm talking about no party's policy either!! I'm taking about the question whether O8
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/washington/2008/06/obama-birth.html

also

i am really wasting time here
1 回复 EPLO 2009-4-12 09:49
想当官想疯了吧。真是吃饱了撑的。

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