INSTALLING A HUSBAND 转贴

作者:浪花朵朵  于 2009-3-20 01:47 发表于 最热闹的华人社交网络--贝壳村

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Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
· Romance 9.5
· Personal Attention 6.5,
and then installed undesirable programs such as
· NBA 5.0,
· NFL 3.0
· Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

· Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate


DEAR DESPERATE,

First, keep in mind,
· Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
· Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
· If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
· Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend
· Cooking 3.0 and
· Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck
Tech Support



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2 回复 tinydancer 2009-3-20 01:48
笑死了, 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
1 回复 xyz000usa 2009-3-20 02:03
you may also need to buy money-making 7.5 and baby-sitting 3.0 to support husband 1.0.
2 回复 homepeace 2009-3-20 02:04
If still bother you, just format the hard disk.
1 回复 无天无法 2009-3-20 02:57
If you installed kid 1.0, your computer speed will running real slow. Maybe husband 1.0 will not function right.
2 回复 xqw63 2009-3-20 07:24
one software can solve any problems you have. please install Male Lover Finder and Green Hat. it is free for download at www.hungryforfemale.com
1 回复 郭凯敏 2009-3-20 12:41
"Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.) "
This is what most Chinese women do.  Most are just fine.

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