Senior health care solution (转载。说说可以,万不可实施!!!)

作者:路不平  于 2010-5-5 00:54 发表于 最热闹的华人社交网络--贝壳村

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by Maxine 

 

So you're a senior citizen and the government says no health care for you, what do you do?

Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets.  

You are allowed to shoot 2 senators and 2 representatives.  Of Course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head, and all the health care you need!  New teeth, no problem.  Need glasses, great.  New hip, knees, kidney, lungs, heart?  All covered. (And your kids can come and visit you as often as they do now).

 

And who will be paying for all of this?  The same government that just told you that you are too old for health care.  

Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income taxes anymore.  

IS THIS A GREAT COUNTRY OR WHAT?!  
 
 
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0 回复 在美一方 2010-5-5 00:58
俺决定 to miss your point ON PURPOSE this time
1 回复 路不平 2010-5-5 01:08
在美一方: 俺决定 to miss your point ON PURPOSE this time
不情绪化
1 回复 goodoctor 2010-5-5 11:11
Also, when you are sick, you will be sent to the hospital by government , you will have two jail guards go with you and watch you 24/7, they will make sure you are not lonely and depressed. Oh yeah, I know that even your own son can not do that.
0 回复 來美六十年 2010-5-5 11:21
1 回复 路不平 2010-5-5 20:22
goodoctor: Also, when you are sick, you will be sent to the hospital by government , you will have two jail guards go with you and watch you 24/7, they will mak
can't wait...
2 回复 路不平 2010-5-5 20:22
來美六十年:
1 回复 老阿姨 2010-5-11 07:33

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