快回去叫你妈来

乡下老汉和儿子平生第一次进京城逛世纪商厦，对所见的一切都感到新鲜好奇，尤其是一堵锃光瓦亮的铁墙，时而开启，时而关闭。

儿子好奇地问：“爹，那是个啥呀？”老汉从未见过电梯，故而答到：“爹这辈子从来就没有见过这市面，俺也不知道那是个啥。”

当父子俩目瞪口呆地盯着这新鲜玩艺儿的时候，一个拄着拐杖老态龙钟的胖老太婆走近墙边，顺手按了下按钮，顿时铁墙开启，胖老太婆走进墙后的小房间。父子俩惊诧未定，只见铁墙关闭，墙上方亮灯处不停地蹦出一连串数码子；先是由小到大，后变成由大到小。

此时那堵墙终于又打开了，从里面走出来一如花似玉娥娜多姿的妙龄女郎。

老汉目不转睛地看着妙龄女郎，悄声对儿子说：

“快回去，叫你娘来！”

An Amish boy and his father were in a mall.  They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.

The boy asked, 'What is this Father?'  The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, 'Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is.'

 While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel- chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button.  The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room.  The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small numbers above the walls light up sequentially.  They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.

 Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blonde stepped out.

The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son...

 “Go get your mother.'