博你一乐： 外科手术的最佳人选

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五位大都市来的外科医生聚会讨论最喜爱给什么样的病人作手术。

头一位来自纽约的大夫说：“我喜欢给会计作手术，因为开膛破腑后，你发现会计的内脏都按序号排列着。”

第二位从芝加哥来的大夫答道：“但我觉得你应该找个电工来试试，他们的器官都用色彩码来编排。”

第三位来自达拉斯的大夫紧接着说：“不对，我认为图书管理员才是最佳人选，这种人的一切都是按字母顺序排列的。”

第四位从洛杉矶来的大夫应声附和：“你们知道吗，我喜欢修理工，这帮家伙最擅长偷工减料，到时你总能找到剩余的备份。”

最后一位来自首都华盛顿的大夫语惊四座：“你们全不对！华府的政客的手术最好做，他们没心没肺，没胆没肝，没什么脑子，也没有脊梁骨。另外这帮家伙的脑袋和屁股长得差不多，还可互换。”

原文在后

Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best
patients to operate on.

The first surgeon, from New York , says, "I like to see accountants
on my operating table because when you open them up, everything
inside is numbered."

The second, from Chicago , responds, "Yeah, but you should try
electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."

The third surgeon, from Dallas , says, "No, I really think
librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order"

The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: "You know, I like
repair technicians...Those guys always understand when you have a
few parts left over."

But the fifth surgeon, from Washington , DC shut them all up when he
observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the
head and the ass are interchangeable.