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72岁才找到幸福 (Happiness at 72)
心目中的好男人< 22岁第一次写> Dream man (written at age 22)
1.帅 Handsome and cute
2.迷人 charming
3.有钱 rich
4.忠实的听众 a good listener
5.风趣 funny
6.体力好 energetic
7.衣着合宜 good fashion sense
8.品味高雅 good taste
9.时时让我惊喜 surprises me all the time
10.狂野浪漫的好情人 a wild and romantic lover in bed
心目中的好男人<32岁时改写> Dream man (re-written at age 32)
1.五官端正-最好还有头髮 nice-looking and preferable with hair
2.会帮我开车门、拉座椅 opens car door and pulls the chair out for me
3.肯花钱带我上馆子吃顿好的 willing to take me to a fancy sit-down restaurants
4.听的比说的多 listens more than he talks
5.听我讲笑话，该笑时会笑 listens to my jokes and laughs appropriately
6.肯帮我提菜篮 willing to carry the grocery for me
7.好歹有条领带 owns at least one tie
8.喜欢吃我煮的菜 likes my cooking
9.不会忘了生日和週年纪念日 does not forget my birthday or our anniversary
10.每週至少温存一次 makes love to me at least once a week
心目中的好男人<42岁时改写> At age 42
1.还像个人-秃子也无妨 decent looking (baldness is acceptable)
2.等我上了车才开车 starts the car after I get in
3.工作稳定-偶而在麦当劳请吃大餐 has a stable job and takes me occasionally to McD
4.还肯听我讲话 Willing to listen to me talking
5.听的懂笑话 Can understand my jokes
6.搬的动傢俱 Can lift some furniture
7.会找遮的住小腹的衬衫穿 Wears only the t-shirts long enough to hide his belly
9.上完厕所能把马桶盖归位 Puts the toilet cover back it belongs when he’s done using it
10.每週刮鬍子 Shaves every week
心目中的好男人<52岁时改写> At age 52
1.偶尔剪个鼻毛及耳毛 trims his nose and ear hair
2.不在公开场合打嗝或挖鼻孔 Won’t burp or pick his nose in the public
3.有点自信 has some self-confidence
4.我兴致来的时候不会呼呼大睡 does not fall asleep when I want some
5.一样的笑话不讲N次 won’t repeat the same joke over and over
6.週末还肯离开沙发 will get up from the couch at least on weekends
7.会穿成对的袜子和乾淨的内衣裤 wears matching socks and clean underwear
8.肯吃电视快餐 willing to eat TV dinners
9.多少记得别人的名字 remembers some names
10.偶尔刮个鬍子 shaves once in a while
心目中的好男人<62岁时改写> at age 62
1.不会吓坏小朋友 won’t scare off little children
2.还记得浴室在哪 remembers where the bathroom is
3.大病没有 has no major illness
4.醒的时候鼾声不大(睡的时候可以大声些) makes no loud snores while awake, (but ok when asleep)
5.还记得为何发笑 remembers what he is laughing at
6.还「站」的起来 Can still get it up
7.不会光着身子乱跑 won’t run around naked
8.肯吃软食 willing to eat “soft” foods
9.还记得假牙在哪 remembers where his dentures are
10.还记得…… can remember things…
心目中的好男人<72岁时改写> at age 72
1.活着就好 alive
2.活着就好 alive
3.活着就好 alive
4.活着就好 alive
5.活着就好 alive
6.活着就好 alive
7.活着就好 alive
8.活着就好 alive
9.活着就好 alive
10. Nothing matters just as long as he is alive
1.帅 Handsome and cute
2.迷人 charming
3.有钱 rich
4.忠实的听众 a good listener
5.风趣 funny
6.体力好 energetic
7.衣着合宜 good fashion sense
8.品味高雅 good taste
9.时时让我惊喜 surprises me all the time
10.狂野浪漫的好情人 a wild and romantic lover in bed
心目中的好男人<32岁时改写> Dream man (re-written at age 32)
1.五官端正-最好还有头髮 nice-looking and preferable with hair
2.会帮我开车门、拉座椅 opens car door and pulls the chair out for me
3.肯花钱带我上馆子吃顿好的 willing to take me to a fancy sit-down restaurants
4.听的比说的多 listens more than he talks
5.听我讲笑话，该笑时会笑 listens to my jokes and laughs appropriately
6.肯帮我提菜篮 willing to carry the grocery for me
7.好歹有条领带 owns at least one tie
8.喜欢吃我煮的菜 likes my cooking
9.不会忘了生日和週年纪念日 does not forget my birthday or our anniversary
10.每週至少温存一次 makes love to me at least once a week
心目中的好男人<42岁时改写> At age 42
1.还像个人-秃子也无妨 decent looking (baldness is acceptable)
2.等我上了车才开车 starts the car after I get in
3.工作稳定-偶而在麦当劳请吃大餐 has a stable job and takes me occasionally to McD
4.还肯听我讲话 Willing to listen to me talking
5.听的懂笑话 Can understand my jokes
6.搬的动傢俱 Can lift some furniture
7.会找遮的住小腹的衬衫穿 Wears only the t-shirts long enough to hide his belly
9.上完厕所能把马桶盖归位 Puts the toilet cover back it belongs when he’s done using it
10.每週刮鬍子 Shaves every week
心目中的好男人<52岁时改写> At age 52
1.偶尔剪个鼻毛及耳毛 trims his nose and ear hair
2.不在公开场合打嗝或挖鼻孔 Won’t burp or pick his nose in the public
3.有点自信 has some self-confidence
4.我兴致来的时候不会呼呼大睡 does not fall asleep when I want some
5.一样的笑话不讲N次 won’t repeat the same joke over and over
6.週末还肯离开沙发 will get up from the couch at least on weekends
7.会穿成对的袜子和乾淨的内衣裤 wears matching socks and clean underwear
8.肯吃电视快餐 willing to eat TV dinners
9.多少记得别人的名字 remembers some names
10.偶尔刮个鬍子 shaves once in a while
心目中的好男人<62岁时改写> at age 62
1.不会吓坏小朋友 won’t scare off little children
2.还记得浴室在哪 remembers where the bathroom is
3.大病没有 has no major illness
4.醒的时候鼾声不大(睡的时候可以大声些) makes no loud snores while awake, (but ok when asleep)
5.还记得为何发笑 remembers what he is laughing at
6.还「站」的起来 Can still get it up
7.不会光着身子乱跑 won’t run around naked
8.肯吃软食 willing to eat “soft” foods
9.还记得假牙在哪 remembers where his dentures are
10.还记得…… can remember things…
心目中的好男人<72岁时改写> at age 72
1.活着就好 alive
2.活着就好 alive
3.活着就好 alive
4.活着就好 alive
5.活着就好 alive
6.活着就好 alive
7.活着就好 alive
8.活着就好 alive
9.活着就好 alive
10. Nothing matters just as long as he is alive
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈！