周末开心一笑~Marriage Humor （婚姻幽默）

Marriage Humor （婚姻幽默）

Wife : 'Do you want dinner?'

妻： 要吃晚餐嗎？

Husband : 'Sure! What are my choices?'

夫： 當然！我可以選擇嗎？

Wife : 'Yes or no.'

妻：要或不要。

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Wife: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?'

妻：為什麼你經常把我的照片放在你皮夾裡？

Hubby: 'When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.'

夫：當問題發生時，不管有多困難，我看著妳照片就迎刃而解了。

Wife: 'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you!'

妻：你看我對你有多麼驚人的影響力啊！

Hubby: 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?'

夫：是啊！望著妳的照片我問自己，還有什麼困難比這個來得大呢？

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Stress Reliever Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.'

女孩：婚後我要分擔你所有的煩惱、困擾，以減輕你的負擔。

Boy: 'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.'

男孩：親愛的，妳真體貼，但我並沒有任何煩惱或困擾。

Girl: 'Well that's because we aren't married yet.'

女孩：哦？那是因為我們還沒結婚的緣故。

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Son: ' Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.'

子：今早我和爹地一起搭車，他要我讓座給一位女士。

Mom: 'Well, you have done the right thing.'

母：嗯，你這麼做是對的。

Son: 'But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap.'

子：但是，媽，我當時是坐在爹地的腿上呢。

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 周末了，大家一起开心一笑哈！