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狗儿子洗澡(视频)
(谨以此文献给所有的宠物爱好者和在地球上的所有动物)
To All Non-Pet
Owners Who Visit & Like to Complain About Our Pets:
1 They live here. You don't.
2. If you don' t want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture.
(That's why they call it "fur "niture.)
3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.
4. To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is
short, hairy, walks on all fours and speak clearly.
Remember: In many ways, dogs and cats are better than kids because they:
1. Eat less
2. Don't ask for money all the time
3. Are easier to train
4. Normally come when called
5. Never ask to drive the car
6. Don't hang out with drug-using friends
7. Don't smoke or drink
8. Don't have to buy the latest fashions
9. Don't want to wear your clothes
10. Don't need a "gazillion" dollars for college.
我家狗狗SNOOPY自八个月大被我们从收养所里收养,已经和我们生活在一起四年多了,一开始我们送他到宠物店去让他受到专业服务给他洗澡剪指甲等,结果他去了一次以后,后来连我们走到那店的门他死活不肯进去,可见,第一次的“专业服务”一定给他带来了难以忘却的伤痛。后来我们当老爸老妈的就利用业余时间“学习”,夏天在后院给他“冲凉”,冬天则在家和他老爸合用一个浴缸,从开始的那几次用LEASH牵着强迫着他洗澡,洗的时候全身发抖,连给他肉也不吃,发展到现在一说洗澡就自觉自愿地走到该去的地方,不是吹的,视频为证!这样通人性的宠物叫你如何不爱!爱死为止!
妈妈恨不得也要睡到这张小床上
爸爸希望儿子参加“革命”,都疯了!