祝大家过一个Horrified happy Halloween!

作者:cmz  于 2011-11-1 06:22 发表于 最热闹的华人社交网络--贝壳村

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is that horrified story, isn‘t it?

Haha, wish you all have a happily horrified Halloween!

再来点三俗的,不好此类的请留步!!呵呵

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