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- 哼!你最无情,冷酷,无理取闹! [2011/09]
- 热烈庆祝国庆 [2011/10]
- 2011/11/11:超级光棍节!愉快!! [2011/11]
- 凑个热闹,晒晒俺用过的Apple/MacInosh [2011/10]
- 小时候,过年放鞭炮 [2011/01]
- 好想有个太太 [2011/10]
- 防寒办降温通告 [2011/12]
- 一个笑话引起的一生悲剧 [2011/11]
- top ten reasons 陈光城 should come to America [2012/05]
- 咱公司的老王 [2012/06]
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- xoyuanfen的腐败14天:照片为证 [2012/07]
- 你把安全套带好了吗 [2010/05]
- 发挥以下你的才能:给这图起个名 [2012/06]
- 俺这峨眉山还去不去呢 [2010/10]
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- 俺的餐盘 [2011/09]
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- 五百的一半 [2010/05]
is that horrified story, isn‘t it?
Haha, wish you all have a happily horrified Halloween!
再来点三俗的,不好此类的请留步!!呵呵
Top Reasons Why Trick-or-Treating is Better Than Sex
•If you don't get what you want at one place, you can always go next door to get more!
•If you get a stomach ache, it won't last nine months.
•You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
Why Pumpkins Are Better Than Men
•If he starts smelling up your place, you can just throw him out.
•No matter what your mood is, pumpkins are always ready to greet you with a smile.
•A pumpkin is turned on (lit-up) only when you want him to be.
•Every year you get a brand new crop to choose from.