俺家大门口，蹿出两条狗

春天里来百花香
俺到院子晒太阳

谁知俺家大门口
忽然蹿出两条狗

一条狗龄二十五
咋瞧咋像二百五

一条变态加无赖
123竟然倒着念

两条酷似同性恋
俺家门口拉便便

畜生发疯乱下口

伤人伤俺伤俺友

有心想找管理员
却知人家没得闲

怎奈俺家骨头香

无意引来疯狗党

暂关院门为挡狗

见狗就打，狗,go,go

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