(ZT) Marriage And Commandments

作者:tsueict  于 2012-6-26 05:21 发表于 最热闹的华人社交网络--贝壳村

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关键词:marriage, morning

 
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WHAT DO YOU THINK THAT THE WORLD HAS BEEN CHANGING TO...!! ??

 Marriage And Commandments

 Evolving views on Marriage :

            [ THERE COULD BE SOME CONFUSING VIEWS ]

At the San Francisco Marriage Counter

"Good morning. We want to apply for a marriage license."

"Names?................Tim and Jim Jones."

"Jones?? Are you related?? I see a resemblance."

"Yes, we're brothers."

"Brothers?? You can't get married.

"Why not?? Aren't you giving marriage licenses

to same gender couples?

"Yes, thousands. But we haven't had any siblings.

That's incest!"

"Incest?" No, we are not gay."

"Not gay?? Then why do you want to get married?"

"For the financial benefits, of course.

And we do love each other.

Besides, we don't have any other prospects."

"But we're issuing marriage licenses to gay

and lesbian couples who've been denied

equal protection  under the law.  

If you are not gay,  you can get married to a woman.


"Wait a minute. A gay man has the same right

to marry a woman as I have. But just because

I'm straight doesn't mean I want to marry a woman.

I want to marry Jim.""And I want to marry Tim,

Are you going to discriminate against us just

because we are not gay?"

"All right, all right. I'll give you your license.

 

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Next."

"hi. We are here to get married."

"Names?"

"John Smith, Jane James, Robert Green, and

June Johnson.

"Who wants to marry whom?"

"We all want to marry each other."

"But there are four of you!"

"That's right. You see, we're all bisexual.

I love Jane and Robert, Jane loves me and June,

June loves Robert and Jane, and Robert loves

June and me.

All of us getting married together is the only way

that we can express our sexual preferences

in a marital relationship."

"But we've only been granting licenses to

gay and lesbian couples."

"So you're discriminating against bisexuals!"

"No, it's just that, well, the traditional idea

of marriage is that it's just for couples."

"Since when are you standing on tradition?"

"Well, I mean, you have to draw the line somewhere.

"Who says?? There's no logical reason

to limit marriage to couples.

The more the better. Besides, we demand our rights!

The mayor says the constitution guarantees

equal protection under the law.

Give us a marriage license!"

"All right, all right.

 

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Next."

"Hello, I'd like a marriage license."
"In what names?"
"David Deets.
"And the other man?"
"That's all. I want to marry myself."
"Marry yourself??

What do you mean?"
"Well, my psychiatrist says I have a dual personality,

so I want to marry the two together.

Maybe I can file a joint income-tax return."

"That does it!?  I quit!!?

You people are making a mockery of marriage!!"


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1 回复 北胜街 2012-10-30 05:21
        Very funny.I like them.

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