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Marriage And Commandments
Evolving views on Marriage :
[ THERE COULD BE SOME CONFUSING VIEWS ]
At the San Francisco Marriage Counter
"Good morning. We want to apply for a marriage license."
"Names?................Tim and Jim Jones."
"Jones?? Are you related?? I see a resemblance."
"Yes, we're brothers."
"Brothers?? You can't get married.
"Why not?? Aren't you giving marriage licenses
to same gender couples?
"Yes, thousands. But we haven't had any siblings.
That's incest!"
"Incest?" No, we are not gay."
"Not gay?? Then why do you want to get married?"
"For the financial benefits, of course.
And we do love each other.
Besides, we don't have any other prospects."
"But we're issuing marriage licenses to gay
and lesbian couples who've been denied
equal protection under the law.
If you are not gay, you can get married to a woman.
"Wait a minute. A gay man has the same right
to marry a woman as I have. But just because
I'm straight doesn't mean I want to marry a woman.
I want to marry Jim.""And I want to marry Tim,
Are you going to discriminate against us just
because we are not gay?"
"All right, all right. I'll give you your license.
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Next."
"hi. We are here to get married."
"Names?"
"John Smith, Jane James, Robert Green, and
June Johnson.
"Who wants to marry whom?"
"We all want to marry each other."
"But there are four of you!"
"That's right. You see, we're all bisexual.
I love Jane and Robert, Jane loves me and June,
June loves Robert and Jane, and Robert loves
June and me.
All of us getting married together is the only way
that we can express our sexual preferences
in a marital relationship."
"But we've only been granting licenses to
gay and lesbian couples."
"So you're discriminating against bisexuals!"
"No, it's just that, well, the traditional idea
of marriage is that it's just for couples."
"Since when are you standing on tradition?"
"Well, I mean, you have to draw the line somewhere.
"Who says?? There's no logical reason
to limit marriage to couples.
The more the better. Besides, we demand our rights!
The mayor says the constitution guarantees
equal protection under the law.
Give us a marriage license!"
"All right, all right.
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Next."
"Hello, I'd like a marriage license."
"In what names?"
"David Deets.
"And the other man?"
"That's all. I want to marry myself."
"Marry yourself??
What do you mean?"
"Well, my psychiatrist says I have a dual personality,
so I want to marry the two together.
Maybe I can file a joint income-tax return."
"That does it!? I quit!!?
You people are making a mockery of marriage!!"
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note: - YOU MAY HAVE SEEN THIS BEFORE......
Ten Commandments