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New Medicare Program Part "G" (in US) ZT

作者：tsueict  于 2013-2-20 02:31 发表于 最热闹的华人社交网络--贝壳村

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THIS IS A [NOT TOO] FUNNY IDEA:

 IT'S AN EASY WAY - AND WHAT A WAY TO GO....    BUT NOT THE WAY TO HEAVEN - IF YOU CARE !!??

 The New Medicare Part G.

"NEW SENIOR PROGRAM... 

New Medicare Program Part "G"

 

 

cid:X.MA1.1352739945@aol.com

 

 

You're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home

available for you. 

So what do you do?


Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older 

a gun and 4 bullets.

You are allowed to shoot four Politicians.


Of course, 

this means you will be sent to prison

where you will get three meals a day, 

a roof over your head,

central heating, air conditioning 

and all the health care you need!

 

Need new teeth? No problem.

Need glasses? That’s great.

Need a new hip, knees, kidney, lungs or heart?

 

They’re all covered.

As an added bonus, 

your kids can come and visit you 

as often as they do now.


And who will be paying for all of this?

It’s the same government 

that just told you that they cannot afford 

for you to go into a home.


And you can get rid of 4 useless politicians 

while you are at it.

 

Plus, you might not have to pay 

income taxes anymore.

 

Is this a great country or what ??

 


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1 回复 fanlaifuqu 2013-2-20 04:37
It's a great joke, but I don't think it can cover knee replacement or others.
1 回复 tsueict 2013-2-20 05:53
fanlaifuqu: It's a great joke, but I don't think it can cover knee replacement or others.
Xie Xie Fan Xiong and friend Meistersi are interesting. It came from my physician relative.
回复 秋收冬藏 2013-2-20 10:03
Typical black humor。
回复 hwangjinzi 2013-2-20 19:53
英文不好，所以一知半解，好像很有内涵的笑话。
回复 tsueict 2013-2-20 20:15
Xie Xie nin di interesting.  Me too.  A 笑话 with some satire. People, including seniors were treat better when they are sick in prisons than the current medicare system do to seniors in general, i suppose.
Have a nice day.
回复 mayimayi 2013-2-24 21:50
a gun and 4 bullets
---- 那会要人命的啦
1 回复 tsueict 2013-2-24 22:48
mayimayi: a gun and 4 bullets
---- 那会要人命的啦
笑话, 笑话, 笑话 and 笑话!
Some seniors may have felt the unjustness that their benefits were reduced in medicare the the near future (from Obamacare or current system?).

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