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ENJOY!
THIS IS A [NOT TOO] FUNNY IDEA:
IT'S AN EASY WAY - AND WHAT A WAY TO GO.... BUT NOT THE WAY TO HEAVEN - IF YOU CARE !!??
The New Medicare Part G.
"NEW SENIOR PROGRAM...
New Medicare Program Part "G"
You're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home
available for you.
So what do you do?
Our plan gives anyone 65 years or oldera gun and 4 bullets.
You are allowed to shoot four Politicians.
Of course,this means you will be sent to prison
where you will get three meals a day,
a roof over your head,
central heating, air conditioning
and all the health care you need!
Need new teeth? No problem.
Need glasses? That’s great.
Need a new hip, knees, kidney, lungs or heart?
They’re all covered.
As an added bonus,
your kids can come and visit you
as often as they do now.
And who will be paying for all of this?It’s the same government
that just told you that they cannot afford
for you to go into a home.
And you can get rid of 4 useless politicianswhile you are at it.
Plus, you might not have to pay
income taxes anymore.
Is this a great country or what ??