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三刀的儿子确实淘气，前几个礼拜到北面游玩的时候，在河边看到一群鸭子，就嘴里“duckie duckie”地去赶他们玩。
我和老婆正在十几米外弄船，忙的不亦乐乎。这时候，突然看到两个嘴里英国口音的男女，很NEAT很FIT的打扮，严厉地说：“Don't do that, why are you doing that!？".我闻声一看，呦喝，这不是在说我儿子吗？于是我走过去，以下就是步骤：
Step １：问儿子：Knife Junior, what did you just do? 小刀说：I was just shooing them around, I did not hurt them. 俺说：OK, stop doing that, you might scare them.
Step 2: 我转过来对两个英国人，这时候已经走开了３－４米，"Hey!! Excuse me!!"两个英国人转身过来，疑惑地看着我这个不客气的人。
Step 3: 俺走上前说：Did you just speak to my son? If you've got something to say, you better say it to me. That was my son, not yours.
Step 4: 那个数落小刀的英国女人不吭声，英国男人说：Excuse me?! 本刀再往前一步，离着那个英国男人的鼻子只有二尺之遥，说：I said，leave my kid alone, if you have anything to say, say it to me, right now. 那个英国男人盯了盯我，摇摇头走开了。
Step 5: 我回到河边对儿子说：What you did just now, was wrong! You should know better than that. But did you see what dad just did? I dealt with those people first. Remember son, we are family, we are always on the same side when facing strangers, but once that is done, you need to realize what you did was wrong and you have to fix that. Always get your priority right: your family first and then whatever after that. Get it? 小刀说：Yes dad. I'll remember that.
各位衮衮诸公，是不是这种事情，俺也该让小刀深呼吸直接面对呢？是不是俺太护犊子了？大家讨论讨论。
2010.8
我和老婆正在十几米外弄船，忙的不亦乐乎。这时候，突然看到两个嘴里英国口音的男女，很NEAT很FIT的打扮，严厉地说：“Don't do that, why are you doing that!？".我闻声一看，呦喝，这不是在说我儿子吗？于是我走过去，以下就是步骤：
Step １：问儿子：Knife Junior, what did you just do? 小刀说：I was just shooing them around, I did not hurt them. 俺说：OK, stop doing that, you might scare them.
Step 2: 我转过来对两个英国人，这时候已经走开了３－４米，"Hey!! Excuse me!!"两个英国人转身过来，疑惑地看着我这个不客气的人。
Step 3: 俺走上前说：Did you just speak to my son? If you've got something to say, you better say it to me. That was my son, not yours.
Step 4: 那个数落小刀的英国女人不吭声，英国男人说：Excuse me?! 本刀再往前一步，离着那个英国男人的鼻子只有二尺之遥，说：I said，leave my kid alone, if you have anything to say, say it to me, right now. 那个英国男人盯了盯我，摇摇头走开了。
Step 5: 我回到河边对儿子说：What you did just now, was wrong! You should know better than that. But did you see what dad just did? I dealt with those people first. Remember son, we are family, we are always on the same side when facing strangers, but once that is done, you need to realize what you did was wrong and you have to fix that. Always get your priority right: your family first and then whatever after that. Get it? 小刀说：Yes dad. I'll remember that.
各位衮衮诸公，是不是这种事情，俺也该让小刀深呼吸直接面对呢？是不是俺太护犊子了？大家讨论讨论。
2010.8
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