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错过了你青涩无瑕的岁月
错过了你翠绿欲滴的嫩叶
却在你最成熟迷人的季节
轻轻摘下鹅黄袅袅的一截
如猛虎细嗅蔷薇的花心
我贪婪地品读着你的风情
薄荷的暗香浮动在黄昏
勾起我辣手摧花的憧憬
我温柔地把你蹂躏不歇
直到你流出欢快的汁液
肌肤粘着细白的砂糖如雪
淋漓的香汗略带青柠的酸涩
打开一瓶“哈瓦那俱乐部”香醇
倒进你微微张开的朱唇
你的眼神荡漾着加勒比的海魂
惊涛拍岸处,春梦了无痕
沁人心脾的薄荷叶哦
我终于把你调教成一杯Mojito
劝君更尽一杯酒,知否知否?
此物最相思,此物最消愁!
(后记: Mojito 配方:
12 fresh mint leaves 12片薄荷叶
2 shots white rum 两份25ml的白朗姆酒
1 shot fresh squeezed lime juice 一份25ml的鲜榨青柠汁
1/4 shot sugar syrup 四分之一份25ml的糖浆(砂糖也可)
top up with club soda 加苏打水)
错过了你翠绿欲滴的嫩叶
却在你最成熟迷人的季节
轻轻摘下鹅黄袅袅的一截
如猛虎细嗅蔷薇的花心
我贪婪地品读着你的风情
薄荷的暗香浮动在黄昏
勾起我辣手摧花的憧憬
我温柔地把你蹂躏不歇
直到你流出欢快的汁液
肌肤粘着细白的砂糖如雪
淋漓的香汗略带青柠的酸涩
打开一瓶“哈瓦那俱乐部”香醇
倒进你微微张开的朱唇
你的眼神荡漾着加勒比的海魂
惊涛拍岸处,春梦了无痕
沁人心脾的薄荷叶哦
我终于把你调教成一杯Mojito
劝君更尽一杯酒,知否知否?
此物最相思,此物最消愁!
(后记: Mojito 配方:
12 fresh mint leaves 12片薄荷叶
2 shots white rum 两份25ml的白朗姆酒
1 shot fresh squeezed lime juice 一份25ml的鲜榨青柠汁
1/4 shot sugar syrup 四分之一份25ml的糖浆(砂糖也可)
top up with club soda 加苏打水)
我把你调教成一杯Mojito (英语译文)
Where was I ? Where was I?
When you were still pure and shy?
Not till your full-blossom time
Did I savor your prime
Like a tiger sniffing a rose
I feasted on you, thorough and close
The dusk was full of your menthol air
So intriguing, to invade you I dare
Gently I pounded your delicate body
Till you let out the juice of jubilee
Your snowy skin coated in fine sugar
Tasted sweaty and lime-like sour
To your invitingly parting lips
Goes Havana Club rum, several sips
Your gleaming eyes, clear as Caribbean Sea
Dreamy with lust and ecstasy
Oh you, a refreshing mint leaf minutes ago
I’ve turned you into a glass of Mojito
Take a sip, pal, and be aware:
So addictive, so soothing, and so rare!
Where was I ? Where was I?
When you were still pure and shy?
Not till your full-blossom time
Did I savor your prime
Like a tiger sniffing a rose
I feasted on you, thorough and close
The dusk was full of your menthol air
So intriguing, to invade you I dare
Gently I pounded your delicate body
Till you let out the juice of jubilee
Your snowy skin coated in fine sugar
Tasted sweaty and lime-like sour
To your invitingly parting lips
Goes Havana Club rum, several sips
Your gleaming eyes, clear as Caribbean Sea
Dreamy with lust and ecstasy
Oh you, a refreshing mint leaf minutes ago
I’ve turned you into a glass of Mojito
Take a sip, pal, and be aware:
So addictive, so soothing, and so rare!