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There's a stranger in my bed,
There's a pounding my
head
Glitter all over the room
Pink flamingos in the pool
I smell like
a minibar
DJ's passed out in the yard
Barbie's on the
barbeque
一觉醒来,头疼欲裂,赫然发现身边还躺着个陌生人!酒保自己醉倒在院子里,烧烤炉上烤着的竟然是玩具娃娃!
There's a
hickie or a bruise
Pictures of last night
Eended up online
I'm
screwed
Oh well
It's a black top blur
But I'm pretty sure it
ruled
昨晚醉态可掬的照片已经在网上疯传,正面形象毁于一旦了。
Last Friday night
Yeah we danced
on tabletops
And we took too many shots
Think we kissed but I
forgot
上礼拜五晚上该是多么荒唐!烈酒一杯接着一杯,爬上桌子跳舞,和谁亲嘴来着?想不起来了。
Last Friday
night
Yeah we maxed our credit cards
And got kicked out of the bar
So
we hit the boulevard
信用卡刷过头了,酒账都付不了,被酒吧扫地出门,只好在路上瞎逛。
Last Friday
night
We went streaking in the park
Skinny dipping in the dark
Then had
a menage a trois
Last Friday night
Yeah I think we broke the law
Always
say we're gonna stop-op
Whoa-oh-oah
在黑乎乎的公园里三个人就苟且起来,真是胡天胡帝!
This
Friday night
Do it all again
This Friday night
Do it all
again
食髓知味,这个礼拜五还要再来!
Trying to connect the dots
Don't know what to
tell my boss
Think the city towed my car
Chandelier is on the
floor
With my favorite party dress
Warrants out for my arrest
Think I
need a ginger ale
That was such an epic
fail
车被城管拖走了,水晶灯掉在地板上,砸在心爱的晚礼服上。警察已经对我发出拘捕令了。都不知道怎么向老板交代?
Damn
他妈的!
T.G.I.F.
T.G.I.F.
T.G.I.F.
T.G.I.F.
T.G.I.F.
T.G.I.F.
谢天谢地礼拜五终于又到了!
(这是Katy
Perry很火的一首流行歌曲《Last Friday
Night》,活灵活现地描绘出北美年轻人周末酗酒,酒后乱性的荒唐场面。歌词浅白,旋律轻快,颇有自嘲的味道。)