主妇日志（二）

主妇日志（二）

就这样，一夜之间成了家庭主妇。其实，内心深处还想杀回职场，可现在的情形，再找高薪工作太难。又回头一想，还未当过全职家庭主妇，何不利用现在这时机体会一把。自己认为家庭主妇的第一职能，如有孩子的话，应该首要搞清楚母亲的职能范围，就随手上网一查，下面这个较为全面：

52 Job Titles A Mom Holds

by Life Without Pink on May 16, 2011

Being a mom means you need to wear many different hats.  I never imagined all of the roles I would play on a daily basis. No wonder I am completely exhausted and drained by the end of the day.

Here are 52 “job titles” a mom holds on any given day;

1. CEO of the Household
2. Personal Chef {clients may consist of picky eaters}
3. Head Cheerleader of {insert your child’s name} team
4. Housekeeper
5. Taxi Driver {don’t expect to receive any tips}
6. Judge Mom {daily court appearances}
7. PhD in Anger Management
8. Hair Stylist {mostly consists of impatient clients}
9. Bed-wetting Patrol Squad
10. Keeper of Secrets {shh I won’t tell}
11. Food Tester
12. Family Therapist {innervation at least once a week}
13. Toddler Wrestling Coach
14. Errand Runner
15. Laundry Machine Operator
16. Janitor
17. Teacher {specializing in nursery rhythms, ABC’s and 123′s}
18. Toy Repair Expert {fixer of the little parts}
19. Finance Manager
20. Art Director {remember; beauty is in the eye of the beholder}
21. Land Scraper {the weeds won’t pull themselves}
22. Potty Trainer
23. Search and Rescue {for lost toys}
24. Champion Tickler
25. Lifeguard
26. Daycare Provider
27. Personal Assistant for the entire family
28. No-Thumb Sucking Enforcer
29. Wardrobe Stylist {this may consists of changing your client’s clothes several times a day}
30. Personal Shopper
31. Toothbrush Inspector
32. PTA Mom
33. Play-date Coordinator
34. Birthday Events Director
35. Sleep Scientist {will consist of many overnight studies}
36. Scary Monster Patrol Officer
37. Dramatic Story Teller
38. Backyard Safety Patrol
39. Professional Singer {concentrating on lullabies}
40. Boo-Boo Fixer
41. Kiss and Hugs Expert
42. Speech Specialist
43. Vacation Coordinator & Tour Guide
44. PhD in Reverse Psychology
45. Separation Anxiety Counselor
46. In-Law Mediator
47. Seamstress of Frilly Dresses and Super Hero Costumes
48. Mrs. Fix-It
49. Fort Engineer
50. Stain Removal Expert
51. Bodyguard
52. Lady MacGyver

不看不知道，一看吓一跳。母亲的职能范围原来是这样啊。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。