主妇日志(二)

作者:木磬  于 2013-6-1 00:23 发表于 最热闹的华人社交网络--贝壳村

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主妇日志(二)

就这样,一夜之间成了家庭主妇。其实,内心深处还想杀回职场,可现在的情形,再找高薪工作太难。又回头一想,还未当过全职家庭主妇,何不利用现在这时机体会一把。自己认为家庭主妇的第一职能,如有孩子的话,应该首要搞清楚母亲的职能范围,就随手上网一查,下面这个较为全面:

52 Job Titles A Mom Holds

by Life Without Pink on May 16, 2011

Being a mom means you need to wear many different hats.  I never imagined all of the roles I would play on a daily basis. No wonder I am completely exhausted and drained by the end of the day.

Here are 52 “job titles” a mom holds on any given day;

  1. CEO of the Household
  2. Personal Chef {clients may consist of picky eaters}
  3. Head Cheerleader of {insert your child’s name} team
  4. Housekeeper
  5. Taxi Driver {don’t expect to receive any tips}
  6. Judge Mom {daily court appearances}
  7. PhD in Anger Management
  8. Hair Stylist {mostly consists of impatient clients}
  9. Bed-wetting Patrol Squad
  10. Keeper of Secrets {shh I won’t tell}
  11. Food Tester
  12. Family Therapist {innervation at least once a week}
  13. Toddler Wrestling Coach
  14. Errand Runner
  15. Laundry Machine Operator
  16. Janitor
  17. Teacher {specializing in nursery rhythms, ABC’s and 123′s}
  18. Toy Repair Expert {fixer of the little parts}
  19. Finance Manager
  20. Art Director {remember; beauty is in the eye of the beholder}
  21. Land Scraper {the weeds won’t pull themselves}
  22. Potty Trainer
  23. Search and Rescue {for lost toys}
  24. Champion Tickler
  25. Lifeguard
  26. Daycare Provider
  27. Personal Assistant for the entire family
  28. No-Thumb Sucking Enforcer
  29. Wardrobe Stylist {this may consists of changing your client’s clothes several times a day}
  30. Personal Shopper
  31. Toothbrush Inspector
  32. PTA Mom
  33. Play-date Coordinator
  34. Birthday Events Director
  35. Sleep Scientist {will consist of many overnight studies}
  36. Scary Monster Patrol Officer
  37. Dramatic Story Teller
  38. Backyard Safety Patrol
  39. Professional Singer {concentrating on lullabies}
  40. Boo-Boo Fixer
  41. Kiss and Hugs Expert
  42. Speech Specialist
  43. Vacation Coordinator & Tour Guide
  44. PhD in Reverse Psychology
  45. Separation Anxiety Counselor
  46. In-Law Mediator
  47. Seamstress of Frilly Dresses and Super Hero Costumes
  48. Mrs. Fix-It
  49. Fort Engineer
  50. Stain Removal Expert
  51. Bodyguard
  52. Lady MacGyver

 

不看不知道,一看吓一跳。母亲的职能范围原来是这样啊。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。

 


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2 回复 tsueict 2013-6-1 02:52
The average salary of '全职家庭主妇' in US around $100,000 revealed from a research/survey about 10 years ago - not including every position/function in the list.
3 回复 啊村姑 2013-6-1 10:17
我人生最大的理想就是作家庭主妇,目前还在朝着这个理想努力、再努力。。。。

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