有趣的问题! 杨安泽是个 panty soaker 吗?

作者:change?  于 2019-8-13 00:29 发表于 最热闹的华人社交网络--贝壳村

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台华裔美国民主党总统参选人杨安泽的能见度越来越高,对所有亚裔美国人来说这是前所未有的。政治是人类社会中最高最复杂的科学领域,自然科学关乎人与自然的认识和利用程度,政治科学则关乎人类自身福祉和尊严水准。在美国人民有畅所欲言和特立独行的自由和由这些自由引发的制度设计的各种保证和制约,人们对政府的认知是它是保证社会运转的需要授权监督和限时更换的必要之恶,对政治人物的期望标准是奉公守法为民服务(不是为民做主(子)),这样的做法的结果,是一个不断演变进化的民主法治的自由社会,一个让一帮不通英文甚至不通中文的福建偷渡佬整村整县老鼠搬家到美国安家立业,从声称受政府迫害的中国难民成功转型为对支持港台人权人士大打出手的美国公民。美国,是一个没有不可能的应许之地,是再次倒退的中共國再追百年也无法企及其脚后跟的人类文明终极领导者。对杨安泽的出现和评论已经有山呼海啸之势。这里只拿出一个视频 下一大堆评论中的一个评论的跟帖,可以略略体会一下美国社会的认识表达的真实性和多元性。

一位网友看了这个视频后,提出一个问题:


这家伙怎么这么聪明又会搞笑?
how is this guy so smart and funny at the same time?

然后引来下面的回复和讨论:

他是个让人想入非非的人。
He's a panty soaker(美俚,让女性内裤湿透的人,指那种女人一见就想做爱的男性; 让女人春心泛滥的男人,显然这里是比喻他有让人们想入非非与其亲近的魅力)

他是个机器人
Hes a robot

他是亚洲人
Hes asian

没有人曾经说过。让我们离开这个UBI狗屎并开始谈论自动化豪华共产主义。杨是资本主义的骗子,他不明白资本主义已经完了。
Nothing no one has ever said before. And lets get off this UBI shit and start talking about Automated Luxury Communism. Yang is a capitalist grafter who dont understand that capitalism is finished.

因为你基本上长的是是土豆(脑袋)
Because youre basically a potato

喷子?让我们分享我们的工作,并在UBI之前获得4小时的工作日。
Troll? Lets share the work we have and get a 4 hour work day before UBI.

作为一个工会会员,我支持一个4个小时的工作日,但这并不是打击杨的理由。他是这个国家正确方向的开端。
as a unionist I support a 4 hour work day, that's not a reason to bash on Yang though. He's the start of a right direction for this country.

他是一位风险投资家。他说这不是关于社会主义与资本主义的关系而其实就是。它仍然是关于生产资料的所有权,他理解但是想用1000美元贿赂工人阶级,所以我们不去追求真正价值创造的地方
He is a venture capitalist. He says its not about socialism vs capitalism when it is. Its still about the ownership of the means of production and he understands that but wants to bribe the working class with 1000 dollars so we dont go after the places where the real value is created.

问题是美国没有人能保证找到工作,你得必须被选中。 UBI保证给每个人,并且是一个更健全的解决方案。没有人被排除在外!
The problem with that is no one in America is guaranteed a job, you have to be picked. UBI is guaranteed to everyone and is a more sound solution. No one is excluded!

Bernie Sanders将保证给每个人一份工作,比这个UBI更好。然后我们可以分享所需的工作。杨想要一个失败的系统来分配工作。
为什么我们不能同时拥有?工作保证和UBI。

Bernie Sanders will guarantee a job to everyone, much better than this UBI thing. And then we can share the work that is needed. Yang wants a failed system to distribute work.
Why can’t we have both? A jobs guarantee and UBI.

他是一个有趣的亚洲人。而亚洲人是聪明的。因此,他既聪明又有趣

He's a funny Asian guy. And Asians are smart by default. Therefore, he is smart and funny at the same time

一遍又一遍地粘贴相同的评论。明显的喷子!当你开始接受自由红利时,你可能不会为了生存而过上有尊严的生活。
Copy pasting the same comment over and over. Obvious troll is obvious! May be you won't have to troll for survival and live with dignity when you start receiving the Freedom Dividend.

因为他确实聪明。
Because he's genuinely smart.

他很聪明,聪明的人通常很有趣,因为他们知道如何控制自己的语气以及说些什么来搞笑。
He's just smart as smart people are generally funny as they know how to control their tone and what to say in order to be funny.

杨是伯尼2.0。 #Yanggangnamstyle
Yang is Bernie 2.0. #Yanggangnamstyle

杨是资本家他妈的骗子。一个恋童癖的自由主义者混球儿。
 Yang is a capitalist f***ing grifter. A pedophile libertarian scumgbag.

他是一个他妈的卑鄙小人。
He is a f***ing scumbag.

恋童癖者?你今天吃药了吗
A pedophile? Have you taken your medication today?

像这样的人确实存在!
People like this do exist!!!

他不是律师而是工程师。这就是为什么。美国总统需要一名工程师
He is an engineer not a lawyer. That's why. America needs an engineer for president!


Rojava很奇怪。他是一个喷子。
wow Rojava is weird. He is a troll.

我就这么说吧.....这是他的星座的一部分
I'm just going to throw this one in...it's part of his zodiac sign

经济学教授Pavlina Tcherneva实际上有一个现实的,可行的生活工资工作保证计划,反周期运行,以便它不会创造比所需要的更多或更少的工作,但是非自愿失业和贫困的NOBODY被排除在外。这是伯尼桑德斯赞成的计划。
Economics professor Pavlina Tcherneva actually DOES have a realistic, workable living wage Job Guarantee plan that runs counter-cyclical so that it never creates more or less jobs than what are needed, but NOBODY who is involuntarily unemployed and poor gets left out. This is the plan Bernie Sanders favors.

像杨一样的UBI推动者都声称那些被迫退出经济的人(许多人因为年龄歧视而无法获得新的工作 - 除了性别和种族歧视之外),贫困人口为1000美元/ mo UBI是不够的,如果他们需要更多的钱,总是“选择工作”。但那是胡说八道,因为真正自由选择是否工作的只有富人。
UBI pushers like Yang all claim those whose who've been pushed out of the economy (many have already been left jobless and unable to get new employment due to age discrimination - on top of gender and race discrimination) for whom the sub-poverty $1,000/mo UBI isn't enough can always "choose to work" if they need more money.  But that's bullshit because the ONLY people who truly are free to choose whether or not to work are the rich. 

找工作的最终选择是谁和雇主没有100%的关系 - 不是那些迫切需要工作但却没有被雇用的人(最常见的原因是歧视 - 科技行业因此而臭名昭着它被宠坏了丰富的兄弟会男孩文化的自我权利和白人男性至上主义)。
The ultimate choice in who gets a job and who doesn't rests 100% with the employers - NOT the person who desperately needs a job, but isn't getting hired (most often due to discrimination - for which the tech industry is notorious with its spoiled rich frat boy culture of self-entitlement and white male supremacy). 

Pavlina Tcherneva的工作保障计划为那些无法工作的人(老年人和残疾人)或无法就业的人(孕妇,新妈妈和残疾人和照顾者)提供适宜的收入支持(生活工资BI)家庭成员)。与杨的独立UBI计划不同,Pavlina Tcherneva的工作保障计划为那些无法就业的人提供基本收入的生活工资水平,同时确保那些想要工作但却是“最后雇用的人”的人,首先被解雇的“传统边缘化群体的群体似乎总是被排除在外,实际上可以获得生活工资并为自己过上好日子。
Pavlina Tcherneva's Jobs Guarantee plan provides a livable income support (a living wage BI) for those who can't work (the old & the disabled) or for whom employment is not feasible (pregnant women, new moms, and caregivers of disabled and ill family members). Unlike Yang's stand-alone UBI plan, Pavlina Tcherneva's Jobs Guarantee plan offers a living wage level of a basic income to those for whom employment is not feasible while it ensures that those who WANT to work but who are members of the "last-hired, first-fired" cohort of traditionally marginalized people that always seem to get left out, CAN actually get a living wage job and make a good life for themselves. 

杨的UBI不仅没有减少或消除贫困,也没有消除技术上的工作歧视。它会滋生那些只剩下贫穷的贫困UBI的人们的愤懑,沸腾的怨恨,他们没有机会获得更多的生活和更好的生活,对于那些刚开始获得丰厚薪水的少数特权精英而言平均入门水平为15万美元/年。
Yang's UBI not only fails to reduce or eliminate poverty, it also fails to eliminate job discrimination in tech. And it will breed smoldering, seething resentment from those who will be left with nothing but a shitty sub-poverty UBI with no chance of ever getting more and having a good life, towards the privileged elite employed few who get fat salaries that start out at the entry level of $150K/yr on average.

杨的计划在数量过于吝啬的情况下进一步失败的地方,就是它的资金来源:累退税。增值税是销售税,而那些穷人的收入比富人的收入更大。杨说这些技术巨头将被征收增值税,这只会提高他们所有商品和服务的价格,这些商品和服务会传递给其他所有人 - 包括那些最不能负担得起的人。他想给贫穷的非自愿失业者提供贫困的UBI,然后让我们面对倒退的税收计划来支付它。并且大多数人都对杨的新自由主义特洛伊木马的UBI计划感到高兴,要么太愚蠢,要么以自我为中心(或两者兼而有之)才能看到这一点,而且我没有情感资本来度过无数小时的MY时间(我没有得到报酬)试图教育他们这个狗屎当我的神经已经从由于缺乏任何收入作为一个合法失明,慢性病52岁的老妇人的赤贫的长期压力射击没有工作机会,没有钱,没有他妈的汽车(它被收回),并且在我76岁的残疾丈夫无家可归的边缘,无处可去。
Where Yang's plan further fails on top of being too stingy in amount, is how it is funded: regressive taxes. VAT taxes ARE sales taxes, and those take a bigger bite out of a poor person's income than a rich person's. These tech giants that Yang is saying will be hit with the VAT tax will simply raise the prices for all their goods and services, which gets passed onto everyone else - including those least able to afford it. He wants to give poor involuntarily jobless people a sub-poverty UBI, then club us in the face with a regressive tax scheme to pay for it. And most of the people that are all ga-ga over Yang's neoliberal Trojan Horse of a UBI plan are either too stupid or self-centered (or both) to see that and I don't have the emotional capital to spend countless hours of MY time (for which I'm NOT getting paid) in trying to educate them on this shit when my nerves are already shot from the chronic stress of abject poverty due to lack of any income as a legally blind, chronically ill 52 yr old woman with no chance for a job, no money, no f***in' car anymore (it got repossessed), and on the verge of homelessness with my  76 yr old disabled husband and nowhere to go.
 

那么人类作为其他人的有偿奴隶工作是你的最终解决方案吗?!!我们已经有了这个,除了富人之外,他们可以选择他们的奴隶。按照你的计划,他们会排队等候。这是地球,她的资源属于我们所有人。我们需要提出一种更公平的方式来分享它们。我今年60岁,是一名呼叫中心工作人员。我们以前能够赚到现金最少的钱。工资是大多数公司提供的。我带着youtube去学习一项新技能来补充我的收入,这是我非常喜欢做的事情。我无法做到足以支持它。我自己。我为一些上瘾的人工作,他们认为我或我做的事情没什么价值,他们付钱给我。根据杨的计划,我可以购买一些希望让我离开种植园的设备。工作是人类的发明。你有没有见过猴子买香蕉或蜘蛛买房子。杨的计划虽然不完美,但却是一个很好的开端。我不了解你,但工作建筑重建美国摇摇欲坠的基础设施并不吸引人,好吧!
So humans working as paid slaves for other humans is your final solution?!! We already have that, with the exception of the rich get to pick their slaves. With your plan, they'll be lined up and waiting. This is planet Earth and her resources belong to all of us. We need to come up with a more equitable way to share them. I am 60 years old and a call center worker. We used to be able to make good money that now min. wage is what most companies offer. I took to youtube to learn a new skill to supplement my income and it's something I thoroughly enjoy doing. I can't make enough to off of it to support. myself as of yet. I work for some money addicted humans who see little value in me or what I do and they pay me accordingly. With Yang's plan, I can buy some equipment that will hopefully get me off of the plantation. Work is a human invention. Have you ever seen a monkey buy a banana or a spider buy a house. Yang's program while not perfect, is a great beginning. I don't know about you, but working construction rebuilding America's crumbling infrastructure is not appealing, OK!!
 
他家乡是Schenectady,就是这个原因 (这是杨安泽的出生地,在纽约上州)
Hes from Schenectady that's why

因为你只想要最低收入,而他希望ubi能够使人员资金流动,这才是目的...
哦,伯尼会为每个人保证工作吗?!笑死人,比杨安泽整个视频 讲的什么都都更搞笑哦。
because ur a guy who only wants the bare minimum,  he wants the ubi to get ppl moving which this will do...
oh Bernie will guarantee a job for EVERYONE?! Lmfao that was funnier than anything yang said this entire video

我为大家发声。白痴快他妈闭嘴。
 I'll say it for everyone.  Shut the f*** up, moron

任何“工作”计划的问题是假设“工作”将始终是必要的人类功能或已经是一个。我们正在进入自动化,机器人和A.I.的丰富时代。将使大部分工作变得不必要那么解决方案是什么?这是地球,她的资源属于我们所有人。找到一种公平的方式来共享资源是关键。工作的想法是一种方式,但还有其他方式。在自然界,你有没有见过猴子买香蕉或蜘蛛买它的房子?
The problem with any "jobs" program is assuming that "work" will always be a necessary human function or that it is already one. We are entering an age of abundance where automation, robotics and A.I. will make most work unnecessary. So then what is the solution? This is planet Earth and her resources belong to us all. Finding an equitable way to share the resources is key. The idea of work is one way but there are others. In the natural world, have you ever seen a monkey buy a banana or a spider buy it's house?
 
他是那些少数拥有智力和魅力组合天赋的人之一
He’s one of those rare people who’ve been gifted with the intellect AND charisma combo.

因为他向穷人提供免费的东西以换取选票
Because he offers free stuff to poor people in exchange for votes.

有趣的是,这两者经常相吻合。2020选杨!
Funny how often those two coincide.
Yang2020!

不选杨, 毋宁死!
Give me Yang, or give me death!

要是民主党全国委员会阻挡杨安泽提名,我向天发誓会转投川普!!!
If DNC blocks Andrew Yang's nomination, I swear to God I'll vote for Trump!!!

Curt Lemons反对川普,后者由富人选举以换取富人减税
Curt Lemons as opposed to trump who got elected by rich people in exchange for rich people tax cuts

不。政客们都是一样的。他们说任何可能的当选,并对每个人征税。川普做到了这一点,而杨可能也是如此。最有可能的是,任何有工作或收入的人最有可能在阳气下支付更多。为什么不给那些失去工作岗位的人提供税收抵免或提高就业支出?可能是因为这不会有借口收取过多的税款。而另一方面,有传言称技术在过去300年或第一次工业革命中就业。但事情并未发生。它通常是丰富的原因和时代。不幸的是,他的“数据驱动”工作理论来自基于恐惧的观点。
No.. Politicians are all the same.  They say whatever possible to get elected and raise taxes on everyone.  Trump did it and Yang will probably be the same.  Most likely, any person with a job or income will most likely pay more under yang.  Why not  just give tax credits or raise the un employment payout to people who lost there jobs to tech?  Probably because that wouldn't involve an excuse to collect an excessive amount or taxes.    And on another note, there's been rumors of technology taking jobs for the last 300 years or since the first industrial revolution.. It hasn't happened.  It usually causes and era of abundance.  Unfortunately, his "data driven" job theory is from fear based opinions.
 
相信他熟悉较高的整体水平的能力,人们与较低的社会压力水平相关。我相信,如果我们的社会走上正轨,恐惧和忧虑减少,我们就会变得更加高级,感觉好像我们经历了一次进化的醒来。预测地球的繁荣,并发现我们的人类代码是为了拯救地球并帮助我们宇宙中的任何生命,将来通过纠正其代码,如果看起来合适,我正在考虑人类的超级进步和地球上的集体共存。
I believe he is familiar with abilities in higher conciosness levels and people relate with lower levels of societal stresses. I believe if our society was on the right track, fear and worries being diminished we would literally become more advanced and feel as if we where experiencing an evolutionary wake up. projecting prosperity for earth and finding that our human code is to save earth and help any life in our universe, in the future by correcting its code if seen fit, I'm thinking super advancements for humans and collective coexistence on earth. 

很多喜剧演员都很聪明,不仅要愚蠢,还需要智慧才能让人发笑。
Many comedians are smart,it takes not only stupidity but intelligence too to make someone laugh.

伯尼桑德斯后来伤了他的支持者的心,要求他们支持希拉里,这可是在她和民主党全国委员会耍了他之后。他妈的,(他自己)一生都没有做过体面的工作!
Bernie sanders stab his supporters in the back asking them to support Hillary after what her and the dnc did to him. f*** him, did'nt work a decent Job in his life!

(又一个)奥巴马
Obama

我爱他! :)这将是我第一次投票给某人......这可不是两恶相权取其轻......
I love him!  :)   This will be the first time I've ever voted FOR someone...not just picked the lesser of the evils...

他是一位成功的企业家
Hes a successful entrepreneur

他是一个标界。
He is a Demarcate.

安德鲁杨不是个戏子。
Andrew Yang is no showman.

真正聪明的人通常都特风趣。
 truly smart people are usually pretty darn funny.

这些跟帖中,第一个最有趣,可以说是 smart and funny, 女人对性交的感觉像对男人比较慢和被动,当然现在有很大不同,中国女人也一样,看上谁马上溢于言表。很多有些华人说杨安泽不够帅,这是因为这些人的语言文化隔阂,但中国人有一个特点---在权力面前几乎都会瞬间内裤湿透,方寸大乱,淫液如山洪暴发,淹倒了龙王庙也不是梦啊,所以万一杨小弟当了总统,可以预见,各种有关panty soaker 的产品和因应之道将会是一个universal outcome。

smart and funny, panty soaker, 乖乖,到底好不好哇。






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