柬尼弗·洛佩兹 JENNIFER LOPEZ：岂不是滑稽 AIN'T IT FUNNY

昨天提到了拉丁风，今天再贴个更靠近点儿的。父母是波多黎各人，她自己生在纽约，歌坛影坛商坛都有涉足，不过据很多蓝童鞋反映都是去欣赏她那小身板儿的。据说下半身投了巨额保险。

第六日看完了

今天都是些很短很无厘头的故事。没啥意思。只记得这两个：

之一：土豪某天把漂亮媳妇儿抓了个现行儿。按当时的规矩这都是死罪。然后土豪把贱夫银妇送了官，要求把他俩给挂柱子上以解心头之恨。县长一看媳妇儿姿色不错遂起了怜香惜玉之心，想给她找了个台阶下，说是你官人说你跟那谁有染，有这么回事儿吗？可这媳妇儿不领情，光明正大地说确有其事，并且当场质问土豪有木有无条件地满足他的“兽欲”，土豪承认他的确得到了满足。媳妇儿话锋一转，说那俺这儿剩下你用不了的还不许俺自己用么？堂下革命群众哄堂大笑，此案随即不了了之，土豪和媳妇儿回家接着过日纸。

之二：神父喜欢猎鸟，某天打了一只肥仙鹤回来，让他的厨子给烤了请朋友来吃。这肥鹤烤好了，厨子的相好的闻到了非得让厨子掰条腿儿给她，厨子说这咋行？相好的说不给就跟他拜拜。厨子没辙了只好照做了。可神父和他哥们儿看见这鹤只有一条腿儿就不乐意了，把厨子找来问咋回事儿，厨子说鹤只有一条腿儿并且说所有的鹤都只有一条腿儿。神父气的没辙说明天俺拽你到河边去看，如果鹤都是一条腿儿就算你走运，要是两条腿儿就要你好看！第二天一早神父真的拽着厨子到了河边，厨子见神父的火气一点儿没消，心里急死了。忽然看见河里的鹤都单腿站着在睡觉，激动地跟神父说，看哪看哪，都是一条腿！神父说俺让你看看它们都有两条腿，随即冲到河边大喊，吼！吼！吼！鹤被惊醒全都放下了另一条腿匆匆飞走了。神父凶神恶煞的回过头看着厨子。厨子一脸无辜地说：那您昨天吃鹤的时候没喊吼吼吼啊！所以那条腿没放下来！神父被厨子的憨态逗得转怒为喜。

柬尼佛·洛佩兹 JENNIFER LOPEZ：岂不是滑稽 AIN'T IT FUNNY

歌词：

Estoy loca
Enamorada, de ti

It seemed to be like the perfect thing for you and me
It's so ironic you're what I had pictured you to be
But there are facts in our lives
We can never change
Just tell me that you understand and feel the same
This perfect romance that I've created in my mind
I'd live a thousand lives
Each one with you right by my side
But yet we find ourselves in a less than perfect circumstance
And so it seems like we'll never have the chance

Ain't it funny how some feelings you just can't deny (Oh)
And you can't move on even though you try (Oh)
Ain't it strange when you're feeling things you shouldn't feel
Oh, I wish this could be real
Ain't it funny how a moment could just change your life (Oh)
And you don't want to face what's wrong or right (No)
Ain't it strange how fate can play a part
In the story of your heart

Sometimes I think that a true love can never be
I just believe that somehow it wasn't meant for me
Life can be cruel in a way that I can't explain
And I don't think that I could face it all again
I barely know you but somehow I know what you're about
A deeper love I've found in you
And I no longer doubt
You've touched my heart and it altered every plan I've made
And now I feel that I don't have to be afraid

Ain't it funny how some feelings you just can't deny (Oh)
And you can't move on even though you try (Oh)
Ain't it strange when you're feeling things you shouldn't feel
Oh, I wish this could be real
Ain't it funny how a moment could just change your life (Oh)
And you don't want to face what's wrong or right (No)
Ain't it strange how fate can play a part
In the story of your heart

I locked away my heart
But you just set it free
Emotions I felt
Held me back from what my life should be
I pushed you far away
And yet you stayed with me
I guess this means
That you and me were meant to be

Oh

Ain't it funny how some feelings you just can't deny
And you can't move on even though you try
Ain't it strange when you're feeling things you shouldn't feel
Oh, I wish this could be real, oh yeah, oh yeah
Ain't it funny how a moment could just change your life
And you don't want to face what's wrong or right, no no
Ain't it strange how fate can play a part
In the story of your heart, oh yeah

Ain't it funny how some feelings you just can't deny (Funny)
And you can't move on even though you try (Even if you try)
Ain't it strange when you're feeling things you shouldn't feel
Baby, ain't it funny how
Ain't it funny how a moment could just change your life (Change your life)
And you don't want to face what's wrong or right (Wrong or right)
Ain't it strange how fate can play a part
Baby, ain't it funny how

Ain't it funny how some feelings you just can't deny (Can't deny)
And you can't move on even though you try (though you try)
Ain't it strange when you're feeling things you shouldn't feel (baby)
Ain't it funny how a moment could just change your life
And you don't want to face what's wrong or right
Ain't it's strange how fate can play a part

Ain't it funny how some feelings you just can't deny
And you can't move on even though you try
Ain't it strange when you're feeling things you shouldn't feel
Ain't it funny how a moment could just change your life
And you don't want to face what's wrong or right
Ain't it strange how fate can play a part