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评论家（学一把猪，抄的）警告，刚吃过饭的请绕行

作者：wigner  于 2010-5-6 10:26 发表于 最热闹的华人社交网络--贝壳村

作者分类:让我说什么好呢|通用分类:网络文摘|已有21评论

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A critic is a low-life creature that lacks any talent or ability to contribute anything, yet chooses to verbally attack and put down the works of others. Through usage of long words and general pretentiousness, they pretend to show intelligence and also to appear human like the rest of us, hiding their true parasite form. Everyone has, and is entitled to, an opinion, but a critic makes it their business to state their opinion to everyone through the media or press, and to state their opinion as fact. If you are a musician, film-maker, artist, writer etc, and you see a professional critic writing a review about you, do the right thing and kill them where they stand. If you want to know if a film or band etc is any good, don't read the reviews, ask a friend what they think.

按粪坑理论，苍蝇在粪坑里撒了一把卵，出了蛆虫，蛆虫大叫：“好臭！”

过几天，蛆虫变成了蛹，蛹成熟又成了苍蝇，新的苍蝇还是继续围着粪坑转。


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1 回复 stellazhu111 2010-5-6 10:28
大白天看也看不懂.
1 回复 wigner 2010-5-6 10:33
stellazhu111: 大白天看也看不懂.
有辱师兄法眼
1 回复 恒当当 2010-5-6 11:07
鲜花。
回复 wigner 2010-5-6 11:08
恒当当: 鲜花。
不敢，你送了两次了
1 回复 恒当当 2010-5-6 11:10
wigner: 不敢，你送了两次了
朝哪里插随便你了。
回复 wigner 2010-5-6 11:13
恒当当: 朝哪里插随便你了。
赶紧出去买盆
1 回复 Giada 2010-5-6 11:25
被你吓的，没敢去看链接，刚刚吃过饭哈。不过这个ZT的好，蛆虫的确不该对着自己的饭碗喊臭。
回复 wigner 2010-5-6 11:34
Giada: 被你吓的，没敢去看链接，刚刚吃过饭哈。不过这个ZT的好，蛆虫的确不该对着自己的饭碗喊臭。
看来俺把住的粪坑搬到俺家了，总也走不出去，呸呸
回复 Giada 2010-5-6 11:48
wigner: 看来俺把住的粪坑搬到俺家了，总也走不出去，呸呸
所以以后说话要小心哦。
回复 wigner 2010-5-6 11:53
Giada: 所以以后说话要小心哦。
要得要得
1 回复 Giada 2010-5-6 12:10
wigner: 要得要得
耀邦没来，小平来了？
回复 wigner 2010-5-6 12:13
Giada: 耀邦没来，小平来了？
1 回复 乐子 2010-5-6 20:22
The cited "definition" of a critic was a typical layman's opinion--except that the English needed to be refined. And it foolishly missed the point, a common sense, that criticism is itself a business and a noble academic discipline. You may earn a PhD in literature critique if you are intelligent enough--or at all. No offense.

By the way, anybody, including those who can "contribute" only nonsense, can call himself a "writier"--it only takes a little "thick skin" to accomplish that ( e.g., I am thick-skinned enough to call myself a "writer" or an "artist"), whereas you have to earn an advanced college degree first to be a critic. I, for one, have been always envying those who had a career of being a critic. Do I need to mention any big name?
1 回复 探底细 2010-5-7 00:28
到底想说啥？
1 回复 wigner 2010-5-7 00:57
探底细: 到底想说啥？
俺在梦呓，您别见怪
1 回复 wigner 2010-5-7 01:00
乐子: The cited "definition" of a critic was a typical layman's opinion--except that the English needed to be refined. And it foolishly missed th
Totally agree with you, otherwise the place it came from wouldn’t be called the “urban dictionary”. 中文曰“恶搞”. I was just yakking, don’t take it personally.

Incidentally, your English appears way better than your Chinese, at least I don’t smell gunpowder from it.
1 回复 TCM 2010-5-7 06:52
想说啥
1 回复 乐子 2010-5-7 09:50
wigner: Totally agree with you, otherwise the place it came from wouldn’t be called the “urban dictionary”. 中文曰“恶搞”. I was just yakking, don’t tak
赚洋人的钱，给自己人欢乐。网上娱乐为主，无须太认真了。
回复 wigner 2010-5-11 01:38
乐子: 赚洋人的钱，给自己人欢乐。网上娱乐为主，无须太认真了。
与君共勉
1 回复 wigner 2010-5-11 01:40
TCM: 想说啥
胡说胡说，您别在意
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