Birthday My office has a stupid tradition. On birthdays, everyone chips in and buy a gift for the person who has the birthday. We find a time everyone can join then sing the birthday song and give the gift to the birthday girl or guy. Unfortunately we [ ...阅读全文 ]
根据英国权威机构QS评选出的本年度最优秀大学排行榜. 前十名名单如下: Les dix meilleures universités au monde selon QS: 1- University of Cambridge (Royaume-Uni) 2- Harvard University (tats-Unis) 3- Massachussetts Institute of Te [ ...阅读全文 ]
Happy IVGLDSW Day! Today is International Very Good Looking, Damn Smart Woman's Day, so please send this message to someone you think fits this description. Please do not send it back to me as I have already received it from a Very Good Looking, Damn Smart Woman! And remember this motto to l [ ...阅读全文 ]
These are the top 17 bumper stickers that everyone wants to see. Jesus loves you .. but everyone else thinks you are an ass Impotence ... Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings." The proctologist called ... they found your head [ ...阅读全文 ]
Garage Door The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing his zipper was down and his fly area wide open.His assistant walked up to him and said, 'This morning when you left your house, did you close your garage door?' The boss told her he knew he'd closed the garage door, and [ ...阅读全文 ]
don't laugh, it is real. see what happens on a school's answering machine in Autralia. kG9C5iroSMw http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kG9C5iroSMw [ ...阅读全文 ]
好友搬家到了美国北卡.现在她想买汽车保险.加拿大和美国有协议,两国的驾驶记录互相承认.因为她已经有了8年的加拿大开车记录,in her case,在评估保费时, 她应该按8年的老手算.可问了几个BROKER之后,他们的回复是即使她有8年驾龄,她仍然要付2600$ FOR HALF YEAR WHICH DOES NOT MAKE ANY SENSE AT ALL.所以她想问作为一个没有 [ ...阅读全文 ]
Summary of Life GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED: 1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.. 2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person [ ...阅读全文 ]