末日过了, 我再也不会爱了, 哈哈

作者:xoyuanfen  于 2012-12-22 14:06 发表于 最热闹的华人社交网络--贝壳村

通用分类:流水日记|已有68评论

关键词:哈哈, 末日

    昨天是末日, 早上被先生的呵斥声叫起, 惊醒后才知道不是骂我, 原来是和上海家里在Skype。 前天送侄女回国, 21日到上海, 侄女妈妈说是末日, 不要出门, 侄女怎能同意, 如果是末日也是要和她男朋友一起度过。 争论了半天, 侄女拿我和先生做挡箭牌, 说我和先生都说没有末日一说, 于是出门。
    我被吵醒, 叫上女儿,表妹和先生一起去Mall里狂走锻炼, 锻炼好了去Godiva, 销售小姐请我们品尝免费巧克力, 于是不好意思买了一些, 顺便买了饮料。 悲催, 散步走掉200卡, 吃了喝了2000卡。 出门一会儿才发现销售小妹没有收钱, 回去补钱, 销售小姐说, 走啦, 不用了啦。 突然心情变得超好! 
    下午继续逛街, 还去附近的天主教大教堂点了许愿蜡烛。 晚上去朋友家Party, 朋友说咱们等过了零点再回家。 平安过了末日, 开心回家。 表妹在微博上转了这篇7岁小女孩的文章。 太快乐了, 于是想把今天的快乐和大家分享。 90后都伤不起了, 我如何再爱。 

我家姑娘和表妹把它译成英文放在Facebook上了。

"Today's weather was very nice. My father had told me that he would take me to the mall. However, he called and told me he had to work late, and help a lot of people fix their computers online. He told me to stay at home and write in my diary. My father can't keep his word; men are all like that! Always flattering women, fooling us!"

"Listening to Dandan, the day after tomorrow the world will flood, drowning us all. Either way, my mother works for the shipyard, I will just board my mom's boat. I will tell Dandan and Ma Xiaoming to both get on the boat. Ma Xiaoming chased me for a long time. The other day, he gave me an iPhone 5, though we are only "just friends." But I think there are less and less good men with money nowadays. Even though we won't get married in the end, we can still be good friends."

"That cheater Zhang Xiaotao, I'll never let him on the boat, even if he begs me! Zhang Xiaotao has crossed the seven seas, seen all the beauties of the world, but I am his true love. I was too naive in the first grade, too young and too simple. His sweet words deceived me, I just couldn't help but believe him. Last week, he fancied the beauty of another class, Xiao Yan. Now, he wants to break up with me. A hundred and thirty days of romance, so much love, and I'm dumped! Zhang Xiaotao! Have you forgotten, once upon a time, your vows? That feeling of betrayal, I'll never love again!"

"Next time I will have to find a boy born after '05. The older he is, the more I can rely on him. Boys my age just all watch Spongebob. Too childish, how can anyone bear it? Sigh!"

Teacher's comments: "98/100 Your love life is richer than mine! I'm the one who cannot bear it!"

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1 回复 xqw63 2012-12-22 14:14
7岁孩子写的信,假的吧
1 回复 xoyuanfen 2012-12-22 14:16
xqw63: 7岁孩子写的信,假的吧
我也不知道啊, 很可爱的说!
1 回复 Giada 2012-12-22 14:17
末日过了,我今天七点到家,小女儿就说没事儿了,现在澳大利亚已经是明天。
1 回复 xqw63 2012-12-22 14:18
xoyuanfen: 我也不知道啊, 很可爱的说!
咱觉得是大人模仿的
节日鱼块啊
1 回复 xoyuanfen 2012-12-22 14:20
Giada: 末日过了,我今天七点到家,小女儿就说没事儿了,现在澳大利亚已经是明天。
   朋友说玛雅是美洲时间。 哈哈, 我们都重生了。
1 回复 xoyuanfen 2012-12-22 14:20
xqw63: 咱觉得是大人模仿的
节日鱼块啊
鱼块, 可能是大学生恶搞!
1 回复 xqw63 2012-12-22 14:21
xoyuanfen: 鱼块, 可能是大学生恶搞!
  
1 回复 心随风舞 2012-12-22 14:23
     乐死了,小朋友的字咋写得这么好呀。
2 回复 xoyuanfen 2012-12-22 14:26
心随风舞:       乐死了,小朋友的字咋写得这么好呀。
我偷了了半天! 想想还是同乐好。
1 回复 心随风舞 2012-12-22 14:40
90后都伤不起了, 我如何再爱。~~~绝句。
1 回复 Giada 2012-12-22 14:57
xoyuanfen:    朋友说玛雅是美洲时间。 哈哈, 我们都重生了。
   我现在还没重生呢,还有二十分钟。
1 回复 yulinw 2012-12-22 18:33
     真能编呀~~整的俺都老的要命了,更不能爱了~
1 回复 解滨 2012-12-22 19:01
末日总算过去啦,咱们大难不死,浴火重生,必有后福

“老师才是真正的伤不起”!!!
1 回复 看得开 2012-12-22 20:53
哈哈, 咋天下午我和女儿去完博物馆也继续逛mall, 也进了Godiva,     但没有Sample呀 , 花了50块店送了我一个10块礼券.我们还进了Cheseecake factory买了50块礼券拿2块Cheseecake礼券.  
1 回复 fressack 2012-12-22 21:27
爸爸说画不算话!太可耐了
1 回复 Lawler 2012-12-22 21:28
“回去补钱, 销售小姐说, 走啦, 不用了啦。” 咋好事都让你碰上涅
节日快乐,顺便问一下:点了许愿蜡烛,许了啥愿   
1 回复 羽化成蝶 2012-12-22 22:08
真好玩儿!
1 回复 秋天的云 2012-12-22 22:15
   管它真假,把俺逗笑了是真的。笑的感觉很爽~~
1 回复 猪扒戒 2012-12-22 22:15
    紧跟形势,献花!XO 节日快乐。
1 回复 总裁判 2012-12-22 22:17
上海话里本来就没“爱”这个词汇,只有“欢喜”,进一步叫“切”,切萨特侬!
不是说没有爱,而是爱用得多不见得好;官话说“爱吃”,吃起来不管三七念一,档次会得高伐啦?什么都加个爱,爱哭,爱钻狗洞,爱用哪一种草纸擦屁股?
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