英诗：Snoring（打呼噜）

in China while studying for my first degree,
at nights I  slept deep and snored loud and free,
So to my bed  my roommates threw me books,
 in the mornings they hurled me their dirty looks.
In Canada  I  lived in a single room apartment,
I could afford the rent  as a graduate student.
About my snore my neighbor didn't complain at all,
except that they sometimes knocked at the wall.
These days my wife grumbles that she's got fed,
Oftentimes she even kicks me off the bed.
Too bad, sometimes I also snore myself awake,
seriously, what I am telling you is true not fake.
Trying to solve this problem, I  go to bed late,
until everybody has gone to their dreaming state.

中文：

在中国读大学的时侯
晚上我经常睡得很沉，并且自由奔放地打呼噜，
所以我室友们往我床上扔书，
早上他们还会给我白眼。
在加拿大，我住在一个单人房公寓里，
作为研究生，我付得起房租。
我邻居并不抱怨我的呼噜声，
只是有时他们会拍打墙壁。
最近我老婆抱怨她受够了，
她常常把我踢下床。
情况不妙，我有时甚至被自己的呼噜声吵醒，
不是开玩笑，我告诉你的都是实话，
为解决这个问题，我经常晚睡，
直到每个人都酣睡了我才上床。
March 6, 2013

The speaker  is a Chinese man 这首以一个中国男人的口吻写， 我的诗Speakers有时是灵魂，或植物，或小动物或一切我能想象的。我想以诗的形式记录一切有趣好玩的事情。谢谢您的阅读，请不吝赐教。