网恋(3)马小哈

作者:刘小曼  于 2016-3-31 11:08 发表于 最热闹的华人社交网络--贝壳村

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马小哈

她叫马小哈,在外人眼里是漂亮,性感的女孩,从幼稚园到硕士毕业都是优等生。眼看就奔三了,仍然是单身。

现在流行相亲,单身人士都浩浩荡荡奔赴各种相亲会,寻找心仪的另一半,小哈也去过几次,但都没找到合心意的对象。

外貌协会的小哈,她要找条件相当的帅哥。小哈的父母在国内为她着急,叫她降低条件,差不多就把自己嫁出去算了。他们甚至亲自出马为她相亲。 他们相中了同在国外的两个年龄相当,条件相当的年青人X 和 Y。当然,X君与Y君也是父母代替相的亲。他们两人实在没时间理这些“俗务”。

人为什么要恋爱,结婚呢?简直是浪费时间,忙啊,35岁之后结婚不迟嘛。还不如先把时间投入到有意义的事情去, 譬如读书,写作,做义工。当然,这是他们对父母的推搪说法。除了实在是忙之外, X和Y的情况各异。 X是人们眼中的极品帅哥,可惜他不喜欢女人,美女们叹息世间的帅哥又浪费了一名。Y长相平平,但他才华横溢,上天可能是公平的,才华盖世的帅哥很可能是个花心萝卜。Y喜欢读书,常在论坛激扬文字,指点江山,是有名气的业余诗人,作家。 但他不相信网恋,直到那天。

那天小哈的母亲给她同时发去X和Y的照片和资料,叫她挑选,交往。
外貌控的小哈一眼看中了X,是情理中的事。可她却搞错了X和Y的介绍资料。 难道是色迷心窍? 天知道她那天为何出错。 Y早已收到了国内关于小哈情况的Email,Y对小哈的美貌惊为天人,真是少见的美女。两人的邮箱开始忙起来。 信多的时候每天达100封之多。什么忙啊,要读书啊做义工啊都是假的,那是没遇到自己的意中人的说法。正常的人谁愿意孤单一个?  

终于见面的时候到了,结果可想而知,见面那天小哈发现Y并非照片中的X,愕然,失望,甚至生气自己的糊涂。但Y对她已经不可自拔。双方陷入烦恼中。

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2 回复 笑臉書生 2016-3-31 14:03
建议Y去韩棒子国整容,整成X样,骗小哈说:偶去国外进修半年,回来一见,皆大欢喜,可以普大喜奔了
0 回复 刘小曼 2016-3-31 20:24
笑臉書生: 建议Y去韩棒子国整容,整成X样,骗小哈说:偶去国外进修半年,回来一见,皆大欢喜,可以普大喜奔了
是个好办法, 但美貌是会老去的,表面的东西不可靠。
1 回复 刘小曼 2016-3-31 20:25
转载培根的【论美貌】

Of Beauty

Francis Bacon

(1561-1626)
   
VIRTUE is like a rich stone, best plain set; and surely virtue is best, in a body that is comely, though not of delicate features; and that hath rather dignity of presence, than beauty of aspect4. Neither is it almost seen, that very beautiful persons are otherwise of great virtue; as if nature were rather busy, not to err, than in labor to produce excellency. And therefore they prove accomplished, but not of great spirit; and study rather behavior, than virtue.
   
But this holds not always: for Augustus Caesar, Titus Vespasianus, Philip le Belle of France, Edward the Fourth of England, Alcibiades of Athens, Ismael the Sophy of Persia, were all high and great spirits; and yet the most beautiful men of their times. In beauty, that of favor, is more than that of color; and that of decent and gracious motion, more than that of favor. That is the best part of beauty, which a picture cannot express; no, nor the first sight of the life.
   
There is no excellent beauty, that hath not some strangeness in the proportion. A man cannot tell whether Apelles, or Albert Durer, were the more trifler; whereof the one, would make a personage by geometrical proportions; the other, by taking the best parts out of divers faces, to make one excellent. Such personages, I think, would please nobody, but the painter that made them. Not but I think a painter may make a better face than ever was; but he must do it by a kind of felicity (as a musician that maketh an excellent air in music), and not by rule.
   
A man shall see faces, that if you examine them part by part, you shall find never a good; and yet altogether do well. If it be true that the principal part of beauty is in decent motion, certainly it is no marvel, though persons in years seem many times more amiable; pulchrorum autumnus pulcher; for no youth can be comely but by pardon, and considering the youth, as to make up the comeliness.
   
Beauty is as summer fruits, which are easy to corrupt, and cannot last; and for the most part it makes a dissolute youth, and an age a little out of countenance; but yet certainly again, if it light well, it maketh virtue shine, and vices blush.
1 回复 曾经以为的凝视 2016-4-1 01:19
美就美了,爱就爱了,恋就恋了,论它干吗。别再闯祸了。
1 回复 刘小曼 2016-4-1 01:43
曾经以为的凝视: 美就美了,爱就爱了,恋就恋了,论它干吗。别再闯祸了。
haha. I  know you guys are teasing me. It is the chickadee who caused the trouble. The speaker is the chickadee, not me.  
1 回复 曾经以为的凝视 2016-4-1 01:47
刘小曼: haha. I  know you guys are teasing me. It is the chickadee who caused the trouble. The speaker is the chickadee, not me.   
Waiting for 网恋 4 5 6 7.... Year 2048
1 回复 刘小曼 2016-4-1 02:56
曾经以为的凝视: Waiting for 网恋 4 5 6 7.... Year 2048
I plan to write my own heartbreakingly poignant story   and  publish it in 3 years. The content of my story will include my ancestors' lives in Vietnam, how they went through all difficult times in that country and how we escaped it... etc.I hope that my story will make a successful leap to the big screen .  Just one page a day in both English and Chinese.
0 回复 曾经以为的凝视 2016-4-1 03:03
刘小曼: I plan to write my own heartbreakingly poignant story    and  publish it in 3 years. The content of my story will include my ancestors' lives in
Wish to be the first reader. Good luck with the writing!
0 回复 刘小曼 2016-4-1 05:43
曾经以为的凝视: Wish to be the first reader. Good luck with the writing!
i was just saying never
take my words serously。
2 回复 曾经以为的凝视 2016-4-1 05:49
刘小曼: i was just saying never
take my words serously。
  
2 回复 刘小曼 2016-4-1 05:57
曾经以为的凝视:   
words in this thread
1 回复 曾经以为的凝视 2016-4-1 06:07
刘小曼: words in this thread
Sure, whatever you said !
2 回复 刘小曼 2016-4-1 23:19
曾经以为的凝视: Sure, whatever you said !
是不是不经吓啊? 开玩笑。Happy April Fool's Day!
0 回复 曾经以为的凝视 2016-4-1 23:22
刘小曼: 是不是不经吓啊? 开玩笑。Happy April Fool's Day!
这下我想扁你了。一直以为我在调侃小曼,原来是小曼在调侃我!
1 回复 刘小曼 2016-4-1 23:23
曾经以为的凝视: 这下我想扁你了。一直以为我在调侃小曼,原来是小曼在调侃我!
QQ 话那个也是。 在忙啊,你也忙,再聊~~  
2 回复 刘小曼 2016-4-1 23:42
曾经以为的凝视: 这下我想扁你了。一直以为我在调侃小曼,原来是小曼在调侃我!
凝视,有变态的骚扰我,救命啊!怎样拦截和拉黑TA?
2 回复 曾经以为的凝视 2016-4-1 23:45
刘小曼: 凝视,有变态的骚扰我,救命啊!怎样拦截和拉黑TA?
还是那句话,打得过打,打不过跑,跑不过投降。

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