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'白宫扔屎橛表演会'，它曾经的正式名称是 Presidential Press Conference，但又被简称作'Presser' - '挤屎会'。这是一个形象化的绰号，因为传统意义上的Press Conference是总统先生在上面作大便干燥状，常常只放空屁，实（屎）质性的内容却不见出来。记者们呢，就只好在下面猛劲儿地挤 - press，挤来挤去的，就把记者们真正想要的干货挤出来了。
这一次的Presser，记者们还是准备着照往常的模式，大家一起努力，帮总统把屎挤出来。但是谁也没有想到，还没等他们开挤，总统就劈头盖脑天公散屎一般把屎橛子向他们砸过来，而且那完全不是他们想要挤出来的屎，而是一滩滩一坨坨的臭狗屎 - 他们集体被总统给狗屎了，'敌对势力'、'人民公敌'、'妖言惑众'、'废坷牛屎'，每一条屎橛上都附有标签，屎橛把这些标签牢牢地黏在他们身上。一个多小时之后，记者们灰溜溜离开白宫，一头屎一身尿，手里却没有哪怕一小橛他们本想挤出来的屎。
FOX News的记者还算好，他们向来对总统恭敬有加，即便是挤屎也常常不用手而是直接用嘴，屎橛也就没有直接向他们砸来，很幸运！但也还是免不了溅了一身一脸的屎尿星子。
坐镇在FOX播音室的主持Shepard Smith先生憋不住了，怒气冲冲大放厥词：
“It's absolutely crazy. He keeps repeating ridiculous throwaway lines that are not true at all and sort of avoiding this issue of Russia as if we're some kind of fools for asking the question. Really? Your opposition was hacked and the Russians were responsible for it and your people were on the phone with Russia on the same day it was happening and we're fools for asking the questions? ”
然后他竟敢开始对总统咄咄逼人：
“No, sir, we're not fools for asking these questions and we demand to know the answer to this question. You owe this to the American people. Your supporters will support you either way. If your people were on the phone with -- what were they saying? We have a right to know. We absolutely do, and that you call us "fake news" and put us down like children for asking these questions on behalf of the American people, is inconsequential. The people deserve that answer, at very least. ”
石破天惊！一向为总统站桩垫脚敲锣打鼓的FOX News，竟然冒出来如此不和谐的声音。广大川普人民群众愤怒了，他们齐声抗议，坚决要求FOX立刻开除Shepard Smith，否则就向FOX说拜拜。
屎橛子现在送到了FOX领导们的手里。