电视上,男人很愤怒地对女人说:You are a tart!!妹妹说:Yuk!我马上找遥控转台,心想坏了,让她学到这么粗俗的话。妹妹问:你干吗转台?我说:不好看,他们不好好说话。妹妹说:就是.........That man was so naughty, he said the lady was a jam tart! [ ...阅读全文 ]
学期快结束妹妹开始陆陆续续地把她在学校的功课带回来今天俺很随意地翻她的地理大本子看到一段很好笑功课是去年9月份她刚刚上一年级时写的题目:What links do I have with other place in the world?妹妹写:My grandma and grandad live in China. You can get there by Heathrow Airport and a Hong Kong airport.It tak [ ...阅读全文 ]
昨天妹妹的第二颗牙在她翻跟斗的时候终于掉了长在嘴里我总觉得它们挺大的一掉下来才发现好小好小搞得我生怕弄丢了只好用纸巾包着临睡前,妹妹问:牙为什么要用纸包着?我说:不然弄丢了。妹妹:丢了怎么办?我:牙仙子看不到牙就不给你硬币了,除非你睡觉的时候做个好梦,if you smile, she might see the gap between your [ ...阅读全文 ]
这两天只要跟妹妹在路上走,都要玩一个“spy game”,她说一个字的开头字母,我要猜出她说的是什么,必须是在路上看见的东西。今天还是。妹妹:I've spied with my little eyes, something beginning with "B".我:building...妹妹:No.我:bungalow...妹妹:No.我:Give me a clue please.妹妹:OK, it's also the name of [ ...阅读全文 ]
看了妹妹对脚趾头有些许言论,鹤叔叔问话了,那男孩子的脚趾头又是做什么用的呢? 在涂指甲油的年龄上,我和妹妹有共识,不到成年是不允许的,所以我稍微改了一下鹤叔叔的问题。 我:Lady's toes are for painting the toe nails,what about men's?她:For walking?我:You said toes were not for walking [ ...阅读全文 ]