怪力乱神

This is the house that Jack built.

This is the malt
That lay in the house that Jack built.

This is the rat
That ate the malt
That lay in the house that Jack built.

This is the cat,
That killed the rat,
That ate the malt
That lay in the house that Jack built.

This is the dog,
That worried the cat,
That killed the rat,
That ate the malt
That lay in the house that Jack built.

This is the cow with the crumpled horn,
That tossed the dog,
That worried the cat,
That killed the rat,
That ate the malt
That lay in the house that Jack built.

This is the maiden all forlorn,
That milked the cow with the crumpled horn,
That tossed the dog,
That worried the cat,
That killed the rat,
That ate the malt
That lay in the house that Jack built.

This is the man all tattered and torn,
That kissed the maiden all forlorn,
That milked the cow with the crumpled horn,
That tossed the dog,
That worried the cat,
That killed the rat,
That ate the malt
That lay in the house that Jack built.

This is the priest all shaven and shorn,
That married the man all tattered and torn,
That kissed the maiden all forlorn,
That milked the cow with the crumpled horn,
That tossed the dog,
That worried the cat,
That killed the rat,
That ate the malt
That lay in the house that Jack built.

This is the cock that crowed in the morn,
That waked the priest all shaven and shorn,
That married the man all tattered and torn,
That kissed the maiden all forlorn,
That milked the cow with the crumpled horn,
That tossed the dog,
That worried the cat,
That killed the rat,
That ate the malt
That lay in the house that Jack built.

This is the farmer sowing the corn,
That kept the cock that crowed in the morn,
That waked the priest all shaven and shorn,
That married the man all tattered and torn,
That kissed the maiden all forlorn,
That milked the cow with the crumpled horn,
That tossed the dog,
That worried the cat,
That killed the rat,
That ate the malt
That lay in the house that Jack built.

看起来豪不相关的事，其实命运就把他们连在一起。

如今老了，回首前尘，发觉你很在意的，很逻辑的选择的人生，到头来其实根本就没有什逻辑好讲。

比如你来到美国，你以为你是历经了千辛万苦，很逻辑的选择来这边过更好的生活。我相信很多和我同年，或者跟老的人，回头一看，发觉其实都很凑巧。要不是姐姐生育了需要帮忙，我也不会来美国。要不是失恋想远离伤心地，我也不会来美国。要不是升迁无望，我也不会来美国。种种种种的理由。让我们很错觉的以为自己是活在一个很理性的世界。

其实所有的理性，不也就是因缘际会吗。

所以我现在能跟孔夫子有共鸣的地方除了什么什么不逾矩而随心所欲以外，其他的都抛诸脑外。

话说我被开革了，好几个月，忽然就来了好运当起稽查人员，过个芝麻小的官到各处巡查去了。沿路感谢很多，结果那天写了篇三，居然给网络黑掉了。若在从前，我一定会马上重写，唤回记忆。如今却想，那可能是个预兆，若再写下去，可能吃力不讨好。真正个怪力乱神。可你别说我迷信。我这迷信是经历过很多很多验证的。

比如我现在出租房子吧。我每次打一个广告就有二十多个EMAIL，来询问。那个一来就东问西问的，百分之九十都没有戏唱。你要是急了，讨好这，讨好那的，最后租的都是那种“错”的人。而且你相这个，相那个的，到最后都是浪费你的时间。所以你练出一个本事：问题多的尽量少答。说要来看房子的，结果迟到，害你等的辛苦的，就绝对不要理。这是征兆啊。这种人一开始就损你。到最后他不是搞坏你的东西，就是拖欠你的房租，就会一直损你到底。那些爱问问题的人，到最后就绝对天天跟你唠叨这不好那不对的，把你烦死。屡试不爽。比如我这次招租，10月17 号房间就要空出来了。我在一个月前就开始找人。结果都找不到人。要是以前我就会急了，最后租错人。现在我就随心所欲，听天由命。结果昨天就来了个财神，不但人好，还租长期。上天居然还这么照顾我，就在最后关头给我送来个财神。你说我能不常常跟上帝菩萨祷告吗？

所以我现在什么都不信，就还信一点点怪力乱神。“勘查员生涯三”被黑了，我提不起劲来再写。除非我那天心情好了，又有欲望和时间，否则这个系列是继续不下去了。

这年头都图些个什么呢？还不就是图个心理快活。写也是放不下。不写也是放不下。还是随心所欲吧。