汉语拼音基础

作者:nnyycc  于 2010-6-8 02:46 发表于 最热闹的华人社交网络--贝壳村

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- I got in a fight one time with a really big guy,

and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face."

I said, "You'll be sorry."

He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?"

I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well." 


 

- We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.

 

- Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole. 

 

- If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your pants. 

 

- Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. 

 

- Whoever coined the phrase "Quiet as a mouse" has never stepped on one. 

 

- You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice. 

 

- The difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is in the taste. 


 

- When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. 


 

- Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.

 

- I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. 


 

- If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong... 

 

- I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian 


 

- I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...so I said "Implants?" 


 

- My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too. 


 

- Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.


 

- The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list. 


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3 回复 fressack 2010-6-8 02:53
抢个沙发慢慢欣赏
9 回复 xinsheng 2010-6-8 03:13
好像文不对题?
4 回复 nnyycc 2010-6-8 03:25
xinsheng: 好像文不对题?
你是进来学拼音的还是给闺女找教材来了?
3 回复 TCM 2010-6-8 03:51
文不对题
3 回复 RidgeWalker 2010-6-8 03:55
I got in a fight one time with a really big guy,
and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face."
I said, "You'll be sorry."
He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?"
I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well."

不是方方头啊?
2 回复 xinsheng 2010-6-8 04:04
nnyycc: 你是进来学拼音的还是给闺女找教材来了?
2 回复 Giada 2010-6-8 14:13
3 回复 nnyycc 2010-6-10 23:58
TCM: 文不对题
不知道这东西在村里的外号叫“拼音”啊?
2 回复 nnyycc 2010-6-10 23:59
RidgeWalker: I got in a fight one time with a really big guy,
and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face."
I said, "You'll be sorry.&q
哈哈哈哈。我这就告方方头去!她不把你撕碎了才怪!
2 回复 TCM 2010-6-11 02:03
nnyycc: 不知道这东西在村里的外号叫“拼音”啊?
不知道

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